Stoners Pizza Joint — Restaurant in Athens-Clarke County Unified Government

It doesn’t matter what you order at Stoner’s Pizza—they’ll just throw together whatever they have and call it a day. Hope you like surprises!

Our office ordered from them twice. The first time, we paid extra for ranch cups ($1 each, mind you), and instead of getting what we ordered, they just tossed in garlic and marinara like we wouldn’t notice. Okay, mistakes happen. The pizza was decent for the price, so we gave them another shot two weeks later. Bad call.

Same deal—paid for extra ranch, didn’t get it. No heads-up, no apology. When we called, they casually informed us they were out of ranch, so they just gave us Caesar and Greek dressing instead. Because nothing says “ranch substitute” like Greek dressing, right?

Then there were the salads. The menu says Caesar salads come with shaved parmesan, and house salads come with mozzarella. Naturally, they flipped that entirely—shaved parm all over the house salads, no parm on the Caesars. I don’t eat shaved parm, so my salad was basically ruined. And the ranch I ordered with my salad? Nonexistent. Shocking.

Also, the dough is way too tough—either under-proofed, overworked, or both. Get ready for a jaw workout!

On the bright side, the sauce and cheese are actually good. Too bad the rest is a game of...

I ordered and spent $50 on a pizza delivery on Sept 27. After not hearing from anyone and waiting an hour and a half, I reach out to the delivery driver (provided by the restaurant) who said they weren’t going to deliver it. I tried to call the restaurant directly to cancel my order as it was already midnight and I came in from out of town. Someone answered briefly to tell us to hold and after 20 minutes never came back to the phone. I emailed and used their “toast” app to try and get my refund but of course no one was to be reached for a refund. I went home to Eatonton. I woke up this morning to a text saying that the pizza was left on a front porch FIVE HOURS after the order was made in the first place. I would have loved pizza that night, but communication/ availability to be contacted would have been even more valued. I feel like my $5” was basically stolen by Stoners Pizza. Highly unethical, unprofessional, unorganized and...

I ordered a small “Nice to Meat You” which is a pepperoni pizza with sausage and ham.

Quality / Taste seems similar to Little Italy, some factors better, some worse. The tomato sauce is pretty great and crust texture is pretty nice.

Not high end pizza but definitely fits the role as Stoner Pizza.

Service is solid as well.

Price is a little steep however. $18.00 for a small pizza and drink seems a little excessive. But I’ll keep 4 stars in consideration of the economy. It was also enough to make me full for lunch.

All in all I’d give it a try and see...