Prime Nutrition — Restaurant in Boulder

“I ain’t hard to find,” says Kari, owner of Prime Nutrition, as you walk out the door after enjoying your 200 calorie meal replacement protein shake. It’s Friday afternoon, the hill is buzzing, and the prospect of a winning football team boosts the mood of all nearby souls. And so does the welcoming cadence of your experience at Prime Nutrition. As you wait for your shake, you flip a cup, try to throw a ping pong ball into a bucket, or partake in another yard game in pursuit of a small discount. I am looking forward to meeting you here at Prime Nutrition and sharing a laugh, a handshake, a kind embrace....

ETA: Today they were open and I wound up with an excellent shake! The owner was very helpful and pleasant to talk with. The shake was good, esp for a protein meal replacement drink. It wasnt overly sweet, but still sweet enough I felt like I was on a cheat day. Will be going back!

Original: The "open" sign was on, the lights inside were on, but no one was there and the door was locked. I'll give them anther shot a different day but it's not looking good. The...

These “smoothies” are quite gross. Really just ice, protein powder, and flavoring that tastes like chemicals. Couldn’t finish it—threw it in the trash and went to another smoothie shop.

The owner was quite friendly but, for some reason, lied that a phone number is required to check out. When I asked if I could not enter a phone number she said, “not usually” and then something about seeing if she could figure it out. Unsurprisingly, she figured it out...