Subway — Restaurant in Bowling Green

I am from foreign country, sorry for bad english. I have flown out from Albania for the 27th time now so I can get a delicious flatbread meatball sub with extra balls. I got my order from a worker named big fart. Bug fat is an extremely handsome man and it taks all my power to not leap over the glass and smooch him on the lips. The worker named jamie is alright too, I suppose. Jamie told me to go in the back to get my order but when I did he stole my kidneys and took my wallet. Jamie took the coins out of my wallet, looked at them, and kept on saying “My precious” in a gremlin-like voice. All in all, my experience at subway was great! 10/10...

Im a father of 300 kids and they all have aids, they were super hungry. so we went to glubway. me and my 300 kids with aids were kindly greeted by phil and big red. as I was ordering, a guy with no arms or legs was rolling around! he just got in a shopping cart accident and was bleeding out! big red cart wheeled to the man and rushed him to the hospital in his golden helicopter. mean while my 300 kids started turning the color blue because of the aids. luckily phill gave all 300 kids a water bottle and cured their aids, I am so thankful that subway has these heroic and hot employes! they deserve a medal of honor and a 40...

My 15 kids and I went to Subway. These two very fine and hard working respectable young men Phil and Owen gave all fifteen of my kids a foot-long cookie. One of my kids was very grumpy and asked Phil to breakdance and do a backflip. Little did I know Phil was an acrobat and did a bunch of tricks off the counter. All of my kids and the employees started dancing around the Subway. The food was also great but it had a weird sauce in it. Phil said it was special, and it was! It was the best sauce I ever had. I will have to come back to this Subway with my kids once a week now because of how good my experience was. Well done...