Jimmy John's — Restaurant in Champaign

I was in a local laundry on a Sunday evening when my stomach decided to throw a tantrum and cry for help. A single thought came to mind, my digestive beast craved The one and only Jimmy Johns. Their clever and convenient sub making skills rivaled my mothers, and i wanted a little taste to remind me of home. Like a little kid in a candy store, i was giddy to order and was so excited once it was placed. The Franchise delived that they offered in their "Freaky, Fast, Subs". But, my stomach feeling faint and heavy appetite made me feel like a kid in a car ride, asking "is it here yet? When will it come?" When the food arrived, it was nothing short of expectations. My yearning stomach, born anew like a virgin experiencing her first time. My mouth became the world's fastest magician in making the sub disappear. But, as every JJ's lover knows, their subs can be quite messy at the end. As man and a hungry beast, i decided to weather the storm and just lick the flavorgasms from my fingers. But as the dreadful yet satisfying sandwich came to its end, i desparately needed a napkin so I may return to reality and continue boring daily, domesticated life. However, when i reached into the bag, THERE WAS NO NAPKIN!!! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO THIS TO ME??? At that point, i thought my life was over, i would be stuck in a dream and never return to domestic life. I would be Leo in Inception, and i just wasnt ready for that. Not only did this messy monster distress my fragile mind, it progressed into the butterfly effect. Like the directtv commercials progressing until it goes to far. Soon my Girlfriend, Yes she makes me capitalize the "G", refused me intimate pleasures because of my dirty fingers. She then broke up with me saying it's the last straw. I cried in distress and stole her car, but was soon chased by the local officers. How ironic, right. Freedom is Red, white, and blue until it is flashing behind you. Having an understanding of driving after watching Fast & Furious, i tried to outrun the coppers. This only led to me driving into a pole and tazed in the bum. Don't be like me, make sure you get...

I had food delivered from this location a while back and only received half of my giant sub. Made the call, got it situated with them bringing the other half. My mistake was not checking the current half I did have. Turns out it was not even my sandwich. I called back to explain that not I still only had half because my other half wasn't even what I ordered and I was even highly allergic to the stuff in it so big no for me. I was told I'd get a free sub to make up for it later on if I wanted it. Only to learn that when I go to claim this I can't call the location. I called over 20 times these last 3 days and have never gotten a single call answered. I don't know if when he put it under my number he blocked it or their phones don't work but this is just appalling. I literally spent $40 with tip and everything included only to recieve half a sandwhich and...

So Jimmy John's is supposed to be open till 3:00 a.m. on Green Street during the week this includes Monday which it is right now well technically it's Tuesday at 2:02 a.m. I've been sitting in front of Jimmy John's for about 15 minutes calling calling calling but they are closed they are closed no one is here. I took pictures and unfortunately the inside looks a lot brighter in the pictures than it is in real life but you can clearly see that there's no open sign that up and there's no one in the restaurant it sucks when you drive for an hour and a half to get somewhere that's supposed to be open till that specific time and you're well ahead of that time and they just decided to cut out early for the night I guess....