Hom Mali Thai on North Ave — Restaurant in Chicago

Written to "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your Thai Food No way, no way, Pad Thai gave me the runs Hey, hey, you, you, consistency was pre-chewed Hey, hey, you, you, your Green Curry is too water-y No way, no way, you know it's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your Thai Food

Not to whine, I lost my mind, food's suspicious I think about it all the time, your reviews are so conflictive You know what you should do, order from somewhere else tonight. (Alright, alright, alright, alright)

Don't pretend, I think you know this food lacks freshness And hell yeah, I'm so motherf'in zealous I can tell you like fresh food too and you know I'm right (I'm right, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right)

Their food's like so whatever You could eat so much better I think you should go somewhere else all together now And that's what I'm talkin' about

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your Thai Food No way, no way, Pad Thai gave me the runs Hey, hey, you, you, food so mushy, you don't have to chew Hey, hey, you, you, your Green Curry is too water-y No way, no way, you know it's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like...

My husband and I each ordered an appetizer and an entree from this restaurant as our pre-weekend treats for ourselves, and the food was really good. I was very satisfied with the restaurant until the next morning when I heated up the unopened container of soup for breakfast and found a dead insect in it after I had a spoonful. I had to throw out the rest of the soup, and my husband called them to inform that this had happened. The person picked up the call told him that we’ll need to wait until the manager comes, and he will call us back. A few hours later, my husband got a call from the manager, making an excuse that the insect must be coming from their ingredient provider (even if this is the case, shouldn’t they have cleaned it before cooking?), and that they will give us 20% off for our next order (obviously we were not going to order from them again, so basically they did not do anything for us). I think they should have at least offered us a refund for the soup that I...

Awful awful , if I can call it customer service interaction, ever. The woman named Sara ( on my order ticket) was by far the worst and laziest worker ever met. I called in a takeout order for pad Thai at 2:35 pm and she said it would be ready in 10 minutes. 7 minutes later as I was pulling up, she called and said it was ready and that they close at 3, which I am aware of because I had to work at 3 pm. I was waiting for her to tell me the total but she was on her cell phone on a personal call and pointed to the screen. I had to look on the computer to see it because she couldn't stop talking on her cellphone to let me know. I gave her a $10 bill which she wouldn't take because there was a small rip ? Amazing how lazy and rude she was. Overall the food is ok but the decor is very dark and grey so I would never dine in. But they can't get the...