Should be called Newman Municipal’s Hospice for insufferable boomers. I’ve been to this course multiple times a week for the last month and today was my last.

If you are a younger golfer thinking you want to get into the sport or try new course, STEER CLEAR OF NEWMAN MUNICIPAL’S HOSPICE/GOLF COURSE. Every time I have gone here, or my friends have gone here, there never fails to be cranky old bags of fat and bone screeching at us like a hyenas.

If you are waiting for golfers on the fairway the hyenas pounce and screech “are you going to swing???!!!”

If you hit a golf ball within 50 yards of the hyenas, they go to the den (club house) and bring out the final boss of insufferable boomers (front desk baldy).

What happened today was we were on the very last hole, after waiting literally 30 minutes to tee off on a 405 yard hole, we took our first shot. Landed a good 70 yards behind them, after rolling, and they threw up their arms. Then, they make it to the green before we take our second shot, still well over 250 yards away from us, neither of us our good enough to drive that far let alone with a 3. We hit into the rough about 100 yards away from the pin; about in the same spot. Annnd we wait another 10 minutes for this party ahead of us, who is still on the green. Yes, they are still in the green from our second shot. It’s no problem, we weren’t impatient or rushing about. Just enjoying the weather.

After they finally clear the green we take one shot, short of the pin in the green, 60 yards from anything and the party that was done ahead of us came over to start barking at us and I simply said “I don’t want to hear it, you were fine, leave us alone please.” because it’s been the same stuff all month at this place. He continues to bark on my backswing, so I ask him to F off. They freak out and go to the club house to grab the front desk guy who gets off on yelling at young boys…weird…

So he comes up to me and a friend and says “What did we do wrong today boys?”

Our answer was “I guess golf”.

He proceeds to tell us to be careful what we say because “tHaT gUy iS a lAyWeR, iF yOu HiT hIS kIDs-”

We attempted reasoning with the boomer but to no avail. We said, we can’t hit as far as they were they whole time, and then it was about how we handled it, and then it was about principle and then it was about he said, she said. I’m done with this course and the little social agony games, I and many others who have golfed here will avoid this course at all costs until we reach the age of 60… then we may visit again.. maybe..