Caffeine and Chaos — Restaurant in Crestview

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I don’t know what kind of unholy deal with the espresso gods this little trailer made, but Caffeine & Chaos Coffee has ruined me for every other coffee spot in Crestview. I rolled up thinking I was just going to get a pick-me-up. Instead, I got a cup of pure jet fuel that made me want to clean my entire house, start a side hustle, and challenge a raccoon to a fistfight—all before 10 a.m.

The baristas? Absolute chaos magicians. They’re somehow smiling, blasting out drinks at lightning speed, and probably plotting world domination in between shots of espresso. Honestly, I don’t even want to know what’s in their cold brew—I’m convinced it could power a small spaceship.

If you want calm, go knit a sweater. If you want predictable, hit a chain. But if you want coffee that slaps you awake and yells, ‘LET’S DO THIS!’—welcome to the chaos. 10/10, would sacrifice my sleep...

Best. Coffee. Ever. You know how some days you can’t people until you’ve had your caffeine fix? The kind of day when everyone can tell it’s not the day to mess with you? The “I don’t know what I want but I want it now!” kind of day? Yeah, on THIS kind of a day you drive up to Caffeine and Chaos and tell you how your morning is going, ask them to surprise yoy and they will make the exact potion to fix that attitude and straighten up your crown ❤️ Trust me they will custom mix the fix! Or… you can be a normal human being and just pick something off the menu, starting with a...

In the most respectful way possible, when I saw my bill, my jaw dropped. I ordered a large cold foam coffee, and a “flight” of energy drinks to try. My bill was $38. The flight had 4 cups that were maybe 12 oz? And was watered down. I was not shown the bill, just the tap to pay device. I had to look at my credit card to see. The coffee I got was good, better than your average Starbucks drink, but the quality is not worth your money. Don’t want to seem poor, or uptight, but $38, good grief it’s more expensive...