tl;dr: Try to obtain food here only if you hate yourself, your money, and your time.
How in the names of all of the darkest demons of Hades is this place still open? How has corporate not yanked this franchise? The service, when it bothers to show up for work, is awful. There is no hot-and-ready. The pizza has gotten worse over time, and let's be honest here, there wasn't much room for downward movement at the start.
No one thinks, "Man, I could go for some high-end pizza, I'm off to Little Caesar's!" No. People think, "Holy cow, I forgot to make dinner/I have virtually nothing in my wallet but would like pizza now/I've more or less given up on life and any sort of pleasure, what the heck, why not Little Caesar's," but in theory, the entire transaction is, "I will give you a relatively small amount of money, you will quickly give me a food that could easily be mistaken for pizza." Here, they fail at every element of this transaction other than taking your money.
The hot-and-ready is rarely hot and never ready. The location closes at weird times. The time to make their pizzas, which again, I must stress, appear to be no more complicated than Red Baron and with what they pretend is a real pizza oven, is multiples of what Domino's, Pizza Hut, or even YOU WITH YOUR HOME OVEN can do.
What comes out has the following going for it: It does not actively try to bite you; it does not usually shatter if dropped; and it does not, usually, speak. It is hot-ish. It has a pizza shape. It has the appearance of bad pizza. It sometimes tastes like pizza! (Don't count on that.)
One of my kids actually likes Little Caesar's pizza, and hey, I was young once, too. But sadly, you can't get that here. You can get nasty workers giving you nasty pizza that takes a nasty amount of time to prepare.
This takes me back to my biggest question: Why, oh why, does the franchisor allow this franchisee to turn this location into something that inspires legions of Google comments to the effect of, "You are terrible people, and in a purer time, you'd be in stocks." Brand management, even for Little Caesar's, is theoretically a thing; and yet here, in glaring, horrifying, eldritch fact, is proof to the contrary.
If you want pizza, go anywhere else, up to and including some sort of horrifying ur-dimension of terror and hatred where, at least, the pizza tastes like pizza and shows up on time, even if if bites you.
I regret only that it is not possible to give this...
Read moreI’m so over this store. Decent pizza, decent price, however, that’s IF you can get your order anymore.
They never have any hot and ready pizzas. Get classic cheese and that is SUPPOSE to be a grab and go.
Showed up at 8pm couple of weeks back, but closed even though it says 9pm on door. They had left well before 8pm.
They had not used their drive through in probably a year even though that store was bleeders to have one.
Today streams of families were walking up to go inside only to find this gem… Don't really understand why they couldn’t take your order in person, only online. Don’t have cash just say Card Only. These people drove out of their way to spend their hard earned cash… they had taken the time to get their kids out of the car…
Since I couldn’t go inside I just walked around the corner to the window. Guy had been sitting for awhile and no one had came to the window. He left, so walk up and just kept stomping on the rubber hose to notify them someone was here. Bout 2 minutes of stomping on it a guy and girl come walking around the corner together. Neither could have came to the window or peeked around the corner to single give me just a second?
Had peeked in and NO one was there, so don’t know if they were in the cooler doing the nasty or smoking weed. Either way they couldn’t hear the damn bell for like 2 minutes?????
Seriously if you can’t figure it out just close the place or sell it. Never got my order I...
Read moreI ordered 43 dollars worth of pizza and wings this evening at 4:18 on line. The time it said it would be ready was at 5pm. I got there a few mins early and went in. I stood at the counter for 10 mins with out anyone even acknowledging that I was there. As I watch the strawberry blonde woman fix food with no gloves or her hair not pulled back. She came out 5 mins later so now 510pm and talked to another man. I then asked if my order would be ready soon. She stated it would be ready in 15 mins.15 mins later which made it around 530 she told me that my order hadn't even been started yet. She said she could refund me and I said no i ordered pizza and I guess I will just have to wait. Finally at 555pm an hour and half after I orded it it was ready. As I watched her pull a cheese bread from the warming oven that had been in there longer than I had been waiting. I told her I was not taking that and a fresh one should have been made for my order. She rolled her eyes and walked to the back. While she left my other pizza sitting on the counter to get cold. I made it home at 625 with 2 pizzas wings a cheese breed and a frozen brownie. One pizza had to be put in my own oven to finish cooking....
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