Pizza Madness Maui — Restaurant in Hawaii

I dare not speak of the pizzeria’s true name, for it is whispered only in fevered dreams and scrawled upon greasy napkins found in the ruins of forsaken pizza joints. It was in that accursed, flickering neon-lit establishment that I first encountered the pizza. A disc of infernal geometry—neither round nor square, but something in between, as though the dough had been rolled by an unseen force older than time and slathered in a sauce redder than the blood of madmen. The pepperoni—oh, the pepperoni!—lay across the cheese like circular sigils of forgotten rites, each slice curled upward slightly at the edges, as if recoiling from the unspeakable heat of the oven’s abyssal maw. They glistened with an oily sheen, shimmering faintly in the dim light, like the eyes of some hideous deep-sea entity lurking just beneath the surface of sanity. When I dared a bite, the crust crackled beneath my teeth, airy yet dense with the weight of aeons. The sauce, tangy and sweet, hinted at ingredients not found in any terrestrial garden. It was as though the tomatoes had ripened beneath twin moons, somewhere far beyond the veil of reality. The cheese clung to my soul as much as it did to the dough—hot, elastic, maddening in its unrelenting stretch. And the pepperoni? It burst with savory corruption, a spicy joy that summoned memories I have never lived yet knew intimately, like a dream that predates my own birth. I wept. Not for the taste—though it was ecstasy made flesh—but because I knew then I could never return to the mundane pies of man. I had glimpsed the dark banquet of the cosmos, and it had pepperoni on it. If you value your sanity, do not seek this pizza. But if your heart yearns for the exquisite and the forbidden, and your palate can endure the taste of madness… one slice shall be enough. And yet, you shall never be sated. 5/5 stars. Also try the Ceasars salad its pretty...

Pretty good ambiance, and the food was okay(by far not anywhere close to the best). Mozzarella sticks came out of the fryer too early so one bite into a stick and the whole cheese came out, leaving you with batter and cheese. The pizza was eh. Not the best I’ve ever had but not the worst I have had. The reason this place is getting a solid 2 star is the service. The service has proven to be the worst I’ve ever experienced. Our server had a horrible attitude toward us throughout the whole time we were there. It took the server with a pretty empty restaurant 15 minutes just to come over and order our drinks. When she threw our drinks down at the long table we were at she just dropped them off at the end of the table, opposite of where we were sitting. So we had to leave our spot to grab the drinks.(so out of courtesy for her, we moved to the end of the table). When the drinks were thrown down it left our table wet. So we had to eat our food with wet elbows. Server brings out the mozzarella sticks and just throws them down on the table in front of us dropping one of the sticks onto the table. While we waited for our pizza she made no effort to refill our drinks (water and iced tea). When our pizza finally got thrown down to the table my wife asked for a side of ranch, and the server just looked at her and shrugged and walked away. Never ended up getting the ranch. Save your money and gratuity and eat somewhere else with servers who actually care about the customers they are serving....

This is by far some of the best pizza I have ever had! have tried quite a few types and places over my life and I can makes it in the top 3 places.

I highly recommend you go here for pizza! The atmosphere is great, the service is great, the food is great! The facilities were also great!

I tried different pizzas and their chicken wings! Both were epic and cooked perfectly! The wings, you will find are also some of the best you'll ever find! The way they are cooked simply is unique and just amazing!

You just can't go wrong.

They offer take out as well. While we were there the tables were full, but people rotated out just enough so you could seat yourself.

They also have seating at the bar which primarily serves beer, but does offer a few spirits to choose from.

They are clearly popular as the take out line was constantly on the go! What surprised me though was how efficiently this place ran despite the volume that was being put through this restaurant.

*The only thing I would change is the napkins. If I could rate half stars on here, I would give. 4.5 stars. I'm not sure why so many restaurants choose to use cheep napkins especially when the food served is to be eaten with your fingers. The napkins simplu fall apart after one basic use and feel like they will desolve. I personally had to use a stack about 1 inch thick for one meal!

Other than that, well done Pizza...