Polekatz Houston Gentlemen's Club — Restaurant in Houston

Honestly, I wouldn't recommend this place. It's a cash-only club, which is already a bit of a red flag, and they only had one ATM inside. Guess they're hoping you'll use it and get hit with those fees! I had a really weird experience a few weeks ago where I asked the bartender, some girl named Kyler., to break a hundred into singles, and I counted it when she gave it to me - I was short $27! Not cool. It felt kinda shady, like maybe she thought I wouldn't notice or say anything.

On top of that, the service was terrible. They were selling drinks way after 2 AM, which I thought was illegal in Houston? They even tried to get me to sign this long, contract-looking thing just to pay for my drinks! It was super weird and I refused. I actually took pictures of my receipts and everything because it seemed so sketchy. The prices were insane, like seriously overpriced. The dancers wouldn't even come over to my table unless I bought a drink first.

To top it off, the main security guard was a total jerk and seemed to be picking fights with people all night. He was really aggressive and it made the whole atmosphere uncomfortable. The whole vibe was just off.

I ended up leaving because the whole thing felt shady. I'm actually planning on filing a complaint with the BBB and the local authorities about them selling ridiculously overpriced drinks after hours, which I'm pretty sure is illegal.

There are way better places to go in Houston, with friendlier staff and a more relaxed atmosphere. Do yourself a favor and don't waste your time or money here. I know I won't be back, and I'll be telling all my friends to...

DO NOT COME HERE! It was a waste of time. I came here to spend money and have a good time. We paid $20 each at the door to get in which is fine but then one of the dudes says it was slow bc it was a Monday which is kool but ALL THE GIRLS WERE SITTING DOWN. NOT EVEN ONE LOOKED AT US OR BOTHERED TO GET UP WHEN WE WALKED IN. WE SAT THERE FOR A GOOD 20 MINS AND ORDERED DRINKS FROM JOANNA AT THE BAR (SHE WAS REALLY NICE THE ONLY THING THAT WAS GOOD THERE) AND NOBODY WALKED UP TO US. WHEN I FINALLY SENT MY BOYFRIEND TO ASK THEM TO GET UP AND DO A QUICK TWIRL SO WE COULD SEE WHICH GIRLS WE WANTED DANCES FROM THE GIRLS STRAIGHT UP REFUSED AND LAUGHED AT HIM AND SAID TO PAY IF HE WANTED THEM TO GET UP. THEN I GOT UP AND WENT OVER THERE BC I SAW HOW THEY WERE TREATING HIM. THEY THEN PROCEEDED TO MOCK ME AND START MAKING FUN OF ME SO I TOLD THEM WELL "YALL ARE GONNa CONTINUE TO NOT MAKE ANY MONEY IF YALL DONT WANT TO GET UP." AT THAT POINT I SAID SCREW THIS AND WE LEFT. WE WENT OVER TO CLUB ONYX AND IT WAS SOOOOO SOO MUCH BETTER WE HAD A GREAT NIGHT AT THE CLUB ONYX. DO NOT BOTHER WASTING YOUR TIME OR $ ON THIS PLACE I HAVE NEVER HAD SUCH A BAD EXPERIENCE AT ANY STRIP CLUB BUT THIS ONE GAVE US A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE!!! AND THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO HAVE A GOOGLE REVIEW SIGN AT THE BAR. THEY MAY AS WELL TAKE THAT DOWN IF THEY ARE GONNA TREAT...

BEWARE! DONT COME HERE! THEY STEAL AND OVERCHARGE. GO TO PAVLOVS. 0 STARS. came in at 1:50am on Thursday 1/30/2025, $20 plus tax for cover.. $40 for atm fees Ordered two drinks and $100 in singles. The waitress took 20 minutes to come back with a stack of singles that were obviously skimmed through. I instantly counted the money TWICE, $78 singles, I immediately let the waitress know I was skimmed, management and servers took another 10 minutes to blame eachother, the bouncers checked in, probably to intimate me for not being a sucker. They then tried to charge $18 for 2 Red Bulls but the receipt didn’t have any drink count or break down. Just number thrown on a paper. After another 5 minutes the waitress gives me a stack of singles and let’s me know “it’s $90”, if they take out $10 that’s fine , but why tell me AFTER trying to steal $30? Btw they gave $89 the second time. I tried to brush it off but the waitress interrupted me and a dancer planning to do a lap dance to let me know there was a two drink minimum, even tho I asked for 2 Red Bulls.. the dancer tried to order a drink but this place was too scummy, we had to leave. Go to pavlovs. The dancers and managers are so much nicer and hotter. This place will rob you blind if you let it and this is coming from someone who works in the industry and was looking to spend a...