McDonald's — Restaurant in Joplin

McDonald's is not well known for their culinary acumen. However consistency is supposed to be a key feature of their brand. Today, I am disappointed to say, they have fallen well below the bar of adequacy into the realm of vile and even putrid. Until today, I've never had the experience of a crunchy double quarter pounder in which the taste could genuinely remind me of nothing but pure vomit. Based on this experience, I cannot imagine anyone returning to this particular location without being on some sort of stunt for Fear Factor. Of course, even then, the majority of contestants would likely fail the challenge despite the massive reward on the other side of this pitiful excuse for food. It almost seems as if someone in this kitchen went miles out of their way to ensure such poor quality as to drive people away from the store. I literally live a block and a half away and I will NEVER be eating at this location again. For the record, I was having a pretty phenomenal day prior to this so this review is a reflection of nothing but the quality provided in exchange for my hard earned money. If an employee reads this, please throw anything that looks and smells this bad away. You can always start over, waste costs are tax deductible, and the more reviews you personally receive like this, the more disposable you become to the company;...

I'm not sure how you can work at McDonald's of all places and be disrespectful to people. Very horrible service at this location.

We ordered two meals here tonight, January 28, 2025. A Crispy Chicken sandwich with a large fry, which was $8, something the 2nd meal was a Double Quarter Pounder, with a large fry and it was $7 something. We waited a hot minute in line for this small amount of food with barely any cars in front of us.

Once we got home, the fries were COLD, and my mommas Double Quarter Pounder only had ONE patty on it. She called up to get it fixed, and a guy stated to my momma that he'd fix it if she brought it back up immediately but said nothing about fixing the fries.

She originally just wanted her name written down for it to be fixed at a later time and credited because we are all in for the night! But nope.

I did call back up there to tell the guy I was going to give them a review because it wasn't going to be handled after she paid for it and he rudely stated "I don't care do what you will, have a goodnight"

Very horrible way to do business. I'm sure my 10M viewers will love this.

Do better, McDonald's. After all, it...

A Symphony of Disappointment

One ventures into a McDonald's with the expectation of swift, predictable sustenance. On this occasion, however, that expectation curdled into a bitter disappointment. The ambience, one would be generous to call it that, was a cacophony of grease-laden fumes and inarticulate shouts. The staff, though energetic, possessed a certain joie de machine rather than genuine hospitality. The "meal" itself defied culinary categorization. The breaden vessel, ostensibly a hamburger bun, displayed a resilience one might associate with industrial-grade carpeting. The "patty," a mystery wrapped in an enigma (and encased in a questionable cheese product), possessed a texture akin to overcooked shoe leather. The limp, pallid (French Fries) offered a starchier alternative to cardboard. One might posit that such an establishment caters solely to satiating the base desires of the undiscerning palate. Yet, even for such an audience, the sheer lack of quality borders on the offensive. In conclusion, a visit to this McDonald's was a masterclass in mediocrity, a symphony of disappointment conducted by a chorus of lukewarm...