Tims Bar & Grill — Restaurant in Kelso

The only people that would leave a positive review for this place are the regulars that are OVER SERVED at this location. When my S/O and I went in a lady was falling over drunk, even dropped a shot glass on the floor, we sat down, he ordered food and we each got our first drink. I remember looking over to this overly intoxicated woman and I could not believe they served her ANOTHER BEER. But wait, it gets better, when I ordered my second drink I was completely ignored. Ok. I asked another bartender thinking the first one was busy, I was given my drink with no problem, I finished both my drinks within the hour and I was told by the bartender she couldn’t serve me anymore because THE LAW STATES ONLY TWO DRINKS AN HOUR.. WHAT?!?!? I was cut off. Are you kidding me? You just got done serving a lady who dropped a shot glass and could hardly speak. I even mention this to the bartender, she excuses her actions because “Debbie has been here since 4’clock hunny” We got there at like 8, so for 4 straight hours you have been serving this lady, she is clearly in over her head but you still pop another beer open for her because she’s a “regular”? Ok. The OWNER of this place needs to show those bartenders a reality check. We got our food, I took my tip back because yes I am petty like that and we LEFT. These people don’t deserve...

I'm only giving them two stars because they carry Heineken.

I chose the place simply by it's location, it was easy to find from my motel.

They are cash only, no credit cards, so to me that says, I don't trust you, but I want your money. It's not just cause it's cash only, they make you pay before they place our order, like a frickin' McDonald's.

I'm vegetarian, and used to having limited choices. I wasn't very hungry, so I went with the old standard grilled cheese.

I received the worst grilled cheese sandwich I believe I have ever had. I mean, how hard is it? I figured it was a safe bet, since they are so simple. I got soggy, over greasy, under cooked bread and I think it's the fake American cheese slices, made of oil and orange dye. It's served on a paper towel on waxed paper on a plastic plate basket. A bag of Lays chips sat on top of it.

As for the atmosphere, it's a Saturday night and it's fairly full of twenty-somethings and bad bad jukebox music.Pool tables and shuffleboard tables almost completely block walking routes to the bar from many tables.

What's odd is, they look like they're making money, I had to circle the block to park my motorcycle.

You can never account for taste.

I've never been to Kelso, but I'm sure there must be better places to eat. I'd...

Probably the worst bar in Kelso. The bartender there was very rude to multiple costumers. She would frequently walk from the bar to the pool tables and play, and then rudely asked me to move because I was apparently standing too close to the table. The food is probably good (bar food) but I didn’t order anything because the bartender sucked so bad.

Also, this bar seems to have the world’s most serious shuffleboard team (a group of seniors) that will guard and micromanage everyone within 10 feet of the shuffleboard. They’ll still let you play, but it’s best you bring your own set and your shuffleboard club jacket so they know you’re no newbie. Seriously though, they will yell at you for getting too close to the shuffleboard with a beer.

You’re better off finding a different spot to...