TJ's Pub — Restaurant in Lyons Township

The only place I have ever been turned away from for having too many valid forms of identification. As a 27 year old man for some reason the drunken waste they had manning the bar couldn't read a license from a zero and an eight. 1990 became 1998 to her bedraggled eyes. According to her the license presented to her was "too flimsy" and "had a red stripe" denoting underage despite that it was horizontal. Any 16 year old working in a 7/11 could check an ID better than the staff at this hive of scum and villainy. Seemed like a limited drink selection but if you are Associated Folk might be a...

A great hostess and really quick on the service with drinks and...

This is an old bar dive joint that's fun. Cash only and the...