I cannot describe the unbridled mild displeasure I get whenever I even step onto the sticky floor of this place, let alone order anything. Ordering from a Starbucks, specifically this Starbucks, has a supernatural ability to make you feel incompetent and have you regret your every decision. And while this is an over-said point, the sizing makes no sense linguistically, logically or any other way, whenever I order something that means "big" or "large" I would expect it to be a large, and yet it's small. Although I could order a drink like an adult and just say the amount of ounces I want, I choose to not, because the imperial system is a failure. Starbucks has strayed so far from coffee as a product that it has changed our perception of 'coffee'. Coffee can now contain barely any actual coffee. We can just put two shots of expresso in a milkshake with whipped cream and call it coffee, and everyone except the pretentious 'grass-roots' hippies of this carnal sin of drink's home planet, Seattle. God forbid you go for the healthy option of ordering a tea, although some are low to zero calories, what you get tastes like it was taken straight from the boston harbour. You're better off letting the ice in your 80% ice drink melt so you taste the rotted leaves of the 1700s less. Further, should you decide to order a snack, you will be met with the same caloric intake as a t-bone steak and the nutritional value of soot, for something that tastes so close to something that's good. At least with the cake pops, you're paying five dollars for what is, calorie wise, a steal. Anybody who orders something from this infernal, pretentious calorie heap and leaves pleased with themselves is a mindless drone of 2015's pop culture, and should be...
Read moreWas very excited to try the pumpkin spice frap for the first time. Showed up an hour before they were going to close and thought "great! I have enough time!" Well come to find out the had washed their blenders early and I would have to wait until it was dried out. Sorry, but why are they cleaning up like that an hour before they closed. Lost at least two interested customers...
Read moreWonderful! I got a tea (SUPER GOOD!) here the other day and the barista chatted with me about tea while she made it. She was so kind and made sure to let me know that the cup was very hot and to be careful. She then wished me a good day with a mask smile. It was one of the most pleasant Starbucks experiences I've ever had. Will be going...
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