Michael's Market & Bistro — Restaurant in Moses Lake

This place always has delicious food and even fun gadgets and dishes for your kitchen (if I need to get someone a nice gift this is my go to for something unique) but the two things I get here the most are the Thai shrimp tacos (appetizer menu) and the gluten free chocolate cake. The gluten free chocolate cake is the best in town… and best I’ve had… period. Sometimes they have other gluten free treats, but the chocolate cake is always my favorite for when I need a fix! It tastes like you shouldn’t be eating it. Like the kind of cake you could order and eat for lunch. The kind of cake that if your day was falling apart, you know that you could come here and eat your feelings with this chocolate cake, and your day would instantly be better. If they happen to be out of the cake… they do have some delicious chocolates and rice crispy treats that are almost too big to eat… so there are other options, too. While waiting for my food I always browse the unique kitchen items, the store is quite big! I always have my friends from out of town meet me here to catch up and they are always surprised at how many unique and beautiful items they have. I never thought I could be so excited about things for my kitchen! In the summer, the patio is open with a beautiful fire lit bar to eat around and occasionally they have live music. It’s very family friendly. The food is on point no matter what you order… I’ve never been with anyone that walked away disappointed unless they were heading back to work or didn’t want to leave. Friendly staff, too. Servers are always attentive and kind, which is always appreciated. If you’re looking for something for dinner because you don’t want to cook, the display case also has some delicious food you can order to go. Can’t say enough about this place. Been a loyal customer for years, and the “Michael’s” restaurants have been a staple for Moses Lake since I moved here 22 years ago. They are consistent with their service and their food and I will always...

First time here, I have to say, I was not disappointed! To start things off, the decor of this place is so pretty, I really love all the little designs, the brick wall, and the furniture. And of course since this is a Bistro (offers a more relaxed setting of a dining experience) don't expect any employee, waiter or waitress to come serve you, I'm sorry that was off topic but a couple other reviewers didn't acknowledge that. Anyways my group ordered a handful, and we all enjoyed the food so much. I ordered (I don't remember the name exactly) some kind of nachos, they were so tasty and tasted nothing like I've ever had! I would definitely get them again, along with allot of the other menu items that looked very good.. I have no complaints about the food, or drinks. The girls at the counter who took my order were fairly busy so I understood that they tried their best to get us our food, so no complaints about the wait either. They do have a cute market in the back of the store, which I really loved, sadly we didn't get to stay long enough to tour around it. This place was fairly busy like I said earlier, and for that reason I didn't get to many pictures of the cute interior. The prices aren't very expensive, and they do have bathrooms in the back, they also have a cute dining place outside, and a bar also. If your ever in Moses Lake, I recommend trying this place out, at least...

They claim “fast service” but my coffee took 17 MINUTES. WHY? BECAUSE THE BARISTA WAS WHISPERING TO THE ESPRESSO MACHINE IN TIBETAN. I ASKED FOR CREAM AND THEY HANDED ME A SAUCER OF CHALK. “Great dessert”? More like GREAT DESERT, because my slice of cake was DRY AS THE SAHARA and 87% SUGAR-BASED LIES. The “live music” was a guy playing a didgeridoo COVER OF “CALL ME MAYBE” while STARING INTO MY SOUL. YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ME, “JASON.” I SEE YOUR EARPIECE. YOU WORK FOR THEM.

And don’t get me started on the “wheelchair accessible seating.” OH, IT’S ACCESSIBLE, ALRIGHT. ACCESSIBLE TO THE NANOBOTS THEY SPRAY IN THE “FREE WI-FI” (WHICH IS JUST A DIRECT FEED TO MARK ZUCKERBERG’S DREAMS). The “college students” eating there? ALL ACTORS. ONE KID “STUDYING” HAD A TEXTBOOK TITLED ADVANCED PSYCHOTIC MANIPULATION. ASK THE “VEGETARIAN OPTIONS HUMANS” THAT KEPT EYEING MY CIG PACK LIKE IT KNEW TOO MUCH.

LEFT AFTER TWO BITES. MY BILL HAD A “HAPPY HOUR” SURCHARGE AND A LINE ITEM CALLED “COGNITIVE RESTRUCTURING FEE.” PAID IN CASH SO THEY CAN’T TRACK MY DNA (TOO LATE, PROBABLY GOT IT FROM THE NAPKIN).

TL;DR: MICHAEL’S IS A FRONT FOR THE ANTICHRIST’S POTLUCK. BRING YOUR OWN ASHTRAY AND HOLY WATER. DM ME FOR CIG SKILLS — LEARN TO SMOKE A MARLBORO WITHOUT CRYING LIKE THESE “GREAT BEER SELECTION” SIPPERS.

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