Little Caesars Pizza — Restaurant in Napa

The pizza is everything you would expect from a place of this kind. It could be round or rectangle. But the real attraction for me is the sauce! It's made in big buckets, often visible to the customer. I like to surprise the employees, just for fun and try to drown myself in the sauce buckets. It doesn't usually work. On the best nights where the employees can't get my head out of the bucket, police are called . If I'm lucky I would have achieved unconsciousness from inhaling large amounts of thick red sauce. Medics reviving me will have me coughing up loads of partially digested sauce before my ride back to the state hospital, where there is a disturbing lack of pizza sauce. I need to breathe in the sauce. The Trout that live in my toenails have been begging for the sauce they use as fuel to power the machines that communicate with the motheship, currently in a decaying orbit over Earth. It it crashes into the planet, spores will release and and trigger an ecological disaster, mutating every terrestrial mammal into something extremely stupid. Which is fine, becuase I friggin...

I just got back from stopping here. I went in, at approximately 7:25 pm, and the conversation went like this:

Me: Can I get two cheese pizzas? Employee: (checks) We only have one. Me: Well, is another one about to come out from the back? Employee: I dunno. I doubt it. Me: Can we maybe check and see? Employee: No, we're doing orders right now. Me: I don't know what that means.... Employee: It means you have to order it. Me: OK, how long will that take if I did that? Employee: About 25 minutes. Me: Nevermind. I'll take the one (and in the future, probably go elsewhere...)

I guess Little Caesars new slogan is "Hot and Ready! (in about half an hour or so. Maybe.)"

It seems like you'd keep stock of the most simple pizza possible, if that is the whole point of your business (which is what Little Caesar's claims it is). So overall, a pretty terrible experience. Although "I dunno. I doubt it," is a pretty terribly hilarious thing to say to a customer, because it's...

We went there today. I ordered two pizzas and was told by the girl at the register that I will HAVE to wait ten minutes! I said no problem...which it wasn't. When our pizzas was ready the girl placed the two pizzas and our crazy bread on the counter and walked away. She looked at my direction but didn't let me know verbally that they were mine. My daughter had to ask her if they were ours and the girl said yes without looking at my daughter. Also, throwing the marinara sauce on the boxes. She odviously was having a bad day because her customer service was lacking a lot! The only reason I gave this place three stars is because the pizzas were hot and fresh. The pizzas are so much better than the little Cesar's in Vallejo. I hope the girl has a better day tomorrow. I can't tell you what her name is because we never...