Brooks Seahorse Saloon — Restaurant in New Orleans

Reviews? There are NO words to describe this place, it is TOOOOOOOO perfect!! Darren, the owner, staff, patrons, food, booze, beer.....EVERYTHING IS PERFECT!! BUT!!!!!!!!!!!

THESE TURKIES THERE, AMBER, TRIXI, ALL THE BOYS!!!!!.....DO NOT KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THE PHONE!! YOU NITWITS~! LOVE, AND THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM....of my heart, for such a great time, and from "The Messiah," as I call Eamon O'Connor, he hee! thanks! And he loves that place every second, but is even a very "mediocre" employee (Eamon...ha ha ha?? just relax..this is Daddeoo! ok? hee hee!)

But, Mr. Brooks!! You are a star, that recognized that my son is golden, and as you said to me, the greatest words I have heard, thanks to "circumstance," by actually saying when I want5ed to hit you wuith a couple of grand, to cover any problems that Eamon might incur, and you said in a rather indignant, and rock solid statement,

"Eamon? Problems with Eamon? There isn't going to be ANY problems with Eamon !!" Thank you sooooo much Darren! Eamon will happily tell you what the "O'Connor" family can do for you in one day, and that is anywhere!!

eamon

Love always, and Eamon, "Bopper," and I have all of your asses covered forever!!!

p.s. And don't give me that, "Oh, but the phone is in the back," crap....get off your lazy......ses. and walak 8 feet and answer it!! ha ha...I will be there in a week, but 2 guaranteed!! (just in case you want to colose down while I am in town!!!!! ha...

I used to like this bar quite a bit, and I bet it can still be a good time with the right person behind the bar. However, that was not the case the last time I dropped by. There was a terrible Aussie back there who in short order revealed himself to be confrontational, inept, and most significantly deeply, deeply racist. He tried to accuse my friends and I, who all grew up in the South in and around NO, of being tourists, which is pretty rich considering the source. Save your hard earned money for an establishment who doesn't hire...

Was their lastnight with my wife, ended up almost being a bar brawl over a burger!! Sat at the bar for 45 minutes waiting on a burger and poppers. The waitress had not a clue on how to cook, took her 20 minutes to realize that U had to turn the grill on in order for it to get hot!!! Then when we said we didn't want it bcuz of the wait, she went off on us, loudly and other patrons stepped in as if to jump us, so I told my wife to let's go!!! Never again and very intense and dangerous...