Lassi Lounge — Restaurant in New York

reply to owners message: you don’t want kitty members? what exactly do you mean by that? when it’s time to over charge people then all you see is money $$ but now you don’t want kitty members? what does that even mean, please learn to speak english properly then have a conversation with me. enjoy your horrible restaurant service!! 😊

I’ve given Lassi Lounge multiple chances, but I’m officially done. Every single time I go, they overcharge me—every. Single. Time. Their menu clearly lists one price, but when it’s time to pay, the owner magically decides it’s higher. And when you ask about it? She’ll just brush it off, saying, “Oh, that’s the old menu price”—even though the exact same menu is still up in the restaurant!

The worst part? If you question it, she gets an attitude and argues with you like you’re the problem. That’s not how you run a business. Maybe she should take a How to Run a Business 101 class.😂

As for the food? It used to be decent, but it’s gone downhill fast—bland, greasy, and not worth the hassle. If you still choose to go, triple-check your receipt because they will absolutely scam you if you’re not paying attention. Save yourself the headache and take your money somewhere else! Horrible customer service. TAKE YOUR MONEY SOMEWHERE...

reply to greedy owner: please don’t DONT blame your greediness and your overcharging to tax. tax is one thing and over changing is another. you literally always blame it on “an old menu” how about you make an actual new menu if you want to blame pricing on and old menu. you don’t know what your saying at this point. and your just trying to convince yourself that you are right. you know your wrong and you know that you overcharge people. and you’re blaming it on tax??! 😂 please i hope that everyone reads this and realizes what a scam this lady is!

Lassi Lounge’s food is an absolute disaster. It used to be decent, but now it’s like they’ve completely given up. Everything is either drenched in grease, overcooked to death, or tastes like nothing at all. It’s almost impressive how they manage to make every dish worse than the last.

The ingredients? Questionable at best. The food has this weird, stale aftertaste like it’s been sitting around for days. Even the seasoning is a joke—either they dump on way too much salt or forget to season it at all.

If you enjoy wasting your money on flavorless, low-quality garbage, then by all means, go for it. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and eat literally...

We were celebrating wife #1 forgiving me for “accidentally” texting her sister ‘goodnight jaan.’ To rebuild trust, I brought her to Lassi Lounge — the kind of spot where paratha makes everything feel okay again.

She got the Gobi Manchurian. I ordered the Chole Bhature like I wasn’t on emotional trial. Things were good. She smiled. I said, “You look like someone who deserves an extra mango lassi.” She said, “You better not be saying that to other people.”

Just then — wife #3 walks in. Alone. No friend. No warning. Just vibes.

She sees me. I see her. Wife #1 turns her head and says, “That girl looks familiar…”

I panic. But the WAITER — this absolute jaan-nisar of a man — runs over and says, “Brother! Your takeout order is ready!” Grabs wife #3’s menu and goes, “Sister, your table is this way.” She cooperates. Doesn’t say a word. Legend behavior.

Wife #1 says, “They know you here?” I say, “Bhai in the back makes dua with extra masala. Changed my life.”

We eat. She laughs again. Crisis averted. No questions asked. No screenshots exchanged.

Would I come back? Every time. The waiter deserves a raise, the food deserves a nikah, and I...