Tropical Smoothie Cafe — Restaurant in Novi

I stumbled out of the woods after 3 weeks of eating acorns and field mice. The fog was bad visibility was zero I had my night vision goggles on a machete and a flame thrower. A beacon of light about 500 kilometers ahead glistened through the trees with morning dew. I took 2 steps forward and 3 back and it was clear as day that I would make it when I saw..... the promise land of TROPICAL SMOOTHIE I worked my way through fields and mountains walked through the holler the wolves were howling I killed a bear with my hands even though I had weapons just to prove that I deserved the majestic peanut paradise in a gmo free cup. I dragged across the parking lot barely breathing heart slowing down to 5 beats per minute I opened the door with the last bit of strength I had the teenagers working ignored me for 5 mins and joked around as I waited for some one to take my order at this point I knew i might not survive but then the gods above answered my prayers and sent a teenager down from the heavens to the cash register and then the most craziest thing happened that will for ever be known in history as the day I ordered tropical smoothie The one in south Lyon always has sour cream and never forgets my water. The Novi one always forgets my water and never remembers my sour cream. I was waiting on the ole barstool or what they now call today hipster bench. And a guy from a soccer team came on. A few minutes later his rival from another soccer team came in. I was patiently waiting to get my peanut paradise on with whey and devour a chicken quesadilla. When the soccer rivals started a all out brawl due to a refs poor decision. I thought I had front row tickets to ufc 232. All of the sudden A jetty junior flew across the room, a peanut butter jar shattered. Chocolate chips hit the grill and melted as the brawl raged on. As the high school fifa wannabes brawled my quesadilla was finally Done when a soccer ball flew out of nowhere struck the kale powder and cross contimated my peanut paradise........ so I ended up going...

My sister and I just came in about 20 minutes ago and ordered two bahama mama smoothies, one without white chocolate. There were two girls working, the one girl who helped us had her hood up and was super rude to us while we ordered. My sister and I walk over to the area where they make the smoothies and as she was making them I notice she adds in the white chocolate, I didn’t say anything yet because I thought she might have been making the one with white chocolate. She pours the smoothie into both cups and hands them to us. I told her I asked for one without white chocolate and to point out which smoothie was the one without, with an attitude she straight up lies and points to one of the cups and says “uhm yeah it’s that one I don’t know”, turns around, walks away to the back of the store and starts laughing about it with the other girl she was working with. 0/10...

I ordered the Chipotle Chicken club and a peanut butter cup with added yogurt. The young woman (Myanna B) with the blonde wig that took my order seemed like she did not want to be there. (Chk# 3181)

When I told her what I wanted, then she just stared at me. Over 7 seconds of silence went by when I had to tell her "that's all". I never got a "thank you". I would understand it if I was rude, but I was friendly with the girl.

The young man who made the sandwich was very sloppy. He left grease all over the package, bag, and napkins. He never spoke when I told him, "thank you" for the food. And the young woman who made my smoothie, I asked her if it had the yogurt, and she said, "I think so". it costs extra though! The sandwich had too many cold spots and cold chicken.

I never had this experience at this location before. That crew...