I visited this establishment for the first time with friends while I visited the Biloxi area. They both suggested how amazing the Chicken Buffet was but unfortunately the English language doesn’t contain the proper words to describe how incredible this place actually is! Let’s begin:
First, location. The Chicken Buffet is a short drive from pretty much anywhere. To clearly elaborate on how excellent this restaurant actually is anyone located on Earth should actually rent, buy, or steal any mode of transportation they can to immediately make their way to the Chicken Buffet. I would drag my bare scrotum through shards of glass into the state of Mississippi just so I could say I was present in generally the same area as the Chicken Buffet. What a time to be alive!
Second, staff. I’m pretty sure I found my best man for my future wedding working in the kitchen at the Chicken Buffet. In fact, they’re all invited to the wedding, the reception, and the honeymoon.
Finally, the food. Imagine if you will the gods of Olympus and Valhalla got together to create the greatest assortment of Chicken, Fish, and Dixon’s, and Jesus Christ himself blessed the meal. If this happened I would politely excuse myself and go to the Chicken Buffet instead. It’s just that good. But please, please go see for yourself. For about 2 1/2 packs of Lucky Strikes, you too could feast on a meal that would make Kings and Queens jealous. It’s the equivalent of winning Publisher’s Clearing House and the Lottery at the same time and being presented one of those giant checks by Michael Jackson and Prince.
When I die I would like my remains to be placed uncapped in an urn just outside The Chicken Buffet so the just maybe the aromas of wonderfully fantastic perfection could take my breath away in...
Read moreLet me set the scene: seven ravenous souls, bonded by hunger and chaos, descend upon Hartz Chicken Buffet like a pack of fried-chicken-seeking tornadoes. We weren’t just hungry—we were buffet-level hungry. And Hartz? Hartz was ready.
From the moment we walked in, it was like the chicken gods smiled upon us. The buffet line gleamed like a golden poultry paradise. Crispy fried chicken? Check. Juicy baked chicken? Check. Lizzards and givers? Check AND CHECK. Did someone say fish? CHECK. Rolls so fluffy they could double as pillows? Double check. And don’t even get me started on the mashed potatoes—those things could solve world peace.
We each approached the buffet like it was our personal mission. Plates were stacked. Gravy was poured. Someone may or may not have cried tears of joy over the bread pudding (we’re not naming names, but you know who you are).
The staff? Absolute legends. Friendly, fast, and somehow unfazed by our table of chaos. They kept the buffet stocked like pros and even laughed at our terrible chicken puns. (“Winner, winner, chicken dinner” was said at least 14 times.)
By the end, we were full, happy, and seriously considering starting a Hartz fan club. If you’re looking for a place to feed a small army, laugh until your sides hurt, and leave with a chicken-induced food coma, this is it.
10/10. Would...
Read moreI have been eating here FOREVER, and always enjoyed the food and the staff has always been polite. Thursday April 27th,2017 was the worst! I went with a friend. We got a booth and she went up to pay. Then I was going to follow. I sat down to answer a text from my daughter. At this time a woman who has worked there for as long as I have been eating there, told me she had paying costomers and that I needed to give up my seat!???? I told her my friend was in line next to pay and then I would go up as well. She told me to give the table to a costomer who has already paid for there food. I tried to explain that we ARE PAYING COSTOMERS! She just said , Sorry ....very rudely! I was shocked! Who does this?? This is not a way to keep loyal costomers! I will never go back there again. That was the rudest I've ever been treated! I have told a lot of people who agree with me. Rude does not cut it in the...
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