Jalapeños Taco Shop — Restaurant in Oregon

If you want a real carne asada burrito and delicious authentic mexican food, Jalapeños won't let you down. Their staff if the closest thing to angels on earth, serving you with a smile and godsent food. Unfortunately for me, I have an addiction to spicy foods and their salsa bar speaks to me with shining glory, bringing me back to the multi sensational taste bud fiesta.. and to the bathroom afterwards. Before I commute to Grants Pass, I always find myself in Jalapeños ordering one of their godly burritos and filling those tiny plasic cups with each savory salsa, for they call to me like a blind man begging for someone to assist them in crossing the road in NYC. The tortilla wrapped ambrosia's are big enough to feed my stomach of 3, with extra on the way home; however, the last ride will stay with me, hautning my eternity. My stomach began to rumble as the god of the down under began to scream with each bump in the road. As I was passing the swarm of devil flies colonizing the swamp of eternal stench (commonly known as klamath lake) my windshield began to become opaque with the guts of a trillion tiny bugs. I stopped at the boat ramp, praying to the Jalapeños gods that the violence i endured in that tiny stall would end. They laughed, and I sat in that restroom for what seemed like lifetimes... (def a 1 star for that stall) Its 100% worth it. Over 9000 stars...

We've eaten here several times over the past 3 years and it seems like we've encountered multiple problems, some regarding taste but mostly order accuracy. Last week I ordered a shredded beef taco and I came home with a ground beef taco. She noticed it tasted odd and said this ground beef not shredded beef. Disappointed about the fact you don't find out until you get home. Plus she was sick with upset stomach shortly...

Fast, friendly, very big portion. Probably the reason my kids love this place. However Food is very Bland, have to bury it and sauce, which they provide in abundance at a self-service salsa bar. In my experiences with Taquerias. any place that provides that much stuff to make the food taste better is a good inclination that what they're going to hand you isn't going to be very good...