The Hungry Siren — Restaurant in Pittsburgh

Just ordered some mediterranean food from The Hungry Siren in Pittsburgh. I am blown away. I just ate an entire bowl as my first meal of the day as I wanted something different and I feel great. You don't have that end-of-the-restaurant-meal feeling where you think "wow I don't want to go anywhere. I am so full."

I feel fantastic. One would think that it's because of the lentils and the vegetables, right? Well, there's actually a treasure trove worth of meat underneath the vegetables. They could have told me that this was meat from a hydra and I would have believed them because every time I consumed a piece of meat, I'd find another, and another, and another.

It's like the bowl was challenging me. Whatever you've seen in other restaurants and meals of there being mostly fillers and very little meat, forget that here. Those low standards do not apply.

Actually just forget all of your plans and just go there.

Don't like meat? No problem. Their non meat options are as bountiful as the flora on the coast of the Aegean sea.

That meal was so good that I want to call them and ask if they have a mug or a T-shirt. Not kidding in the slightest.

Throw that bloated pizza in the dumpster where it belongs and come to The...

WOW, what a lovely experience. The type of place I could see myself indulging multiple times a week. The “build your own gyro kit” ‘twas quite the adventure for my buccal cavity. Who could have pictured me of all people to put together such a masterful creation. In addition, who could have believed babba ganoush to be the dish to evoke such joy from my ventriculus. Please do yourself a favor and order one of these delectable side dishes. Amidst a world of fast food simpletons in Generation of the Z, it is a place like this that brings me back to my days of being a teenager. In my days of the high school, I was coincidentally the star kicker of the football team. Some say that’s not an important position, but they are wrong. It’s a position that requires clutch plays. I once made a 42 yard field goal in my day. Picture that. I also had a very cute girlfriend back in high school. Wow, those were the days. If the hungry siren was near, a guy like me couldn’t even imagine how many curried lamb bowls I would’ve eaten. A guy like me could’ve benched 400 pounds if I had all of that scrumptious protein in me. Anyways, ‘tis quite the establishment. A guy like me would...

I wish I would have taken a picture of my bowl before I ate it all! It was so colorful and SO delicious. Fantastic, fresh, healthy ingredients. Seriously one of the best I’ve had. I love that they offer BYO so I can get it just as I like. The prices are reasonable and the portion size of the bowl was pretty big! I wanted to eat it all since it was so good but thankfully I have a little bit left for later. ...