I must say, Jimmy John's is a true literary revelation in the world of sandwiches. I recently embarked on a culinary quest, and boy, did they transport me straight into the pages of Louis Sachar's "Holes." Who would have thought that a sandwich shop could master the art of literary-inspired gastronomy?
It all began as I stepped into Jimmy John's, and I swear, for a moment, I felt like I was entering the treasure-laden, onion-infested desert that Stanley Yelnats and Zero so famously traversed. To my astonishment, the mystery and wonder of "Holes" was about to unfold right on my plate.
Let's talk about those onions, shall we? They were so fresh that they practically whispered, "I can fix that" with every crunchy bite. These onions were so crisp and delightful that I half expected them to start digging their way to salvation alongside Stanley. They were, without a doubt, the freshest onions I've ever had the privilege of encountering in a sandwich.
And the sandwiches themselves? Well, they're a literary masterpiece in their own right. The bread, soft and inviting, was like turning the pages of a captivating novel. It held together a story of vibrant veggies and high-quality meats, creating a plot twist of tantalizing flavors. Each bite was like uncovering a new chapter in a delicious, edible tale.
Jimmy John's, you've managed the unthinkable – fusing the magic of fiction with the reality of sandwich perfection. It's as if the onion fields of Camp Green Lake found their way into your kitchen, and I'm here to say that I'm utterly delighted by the literary experience you've managed to cook up.
So, if you're in the mood for a sandwich that could give even the likes of Stanley Yelnats a run for his money in the freshness department, Jimmy John's is undoubtedly the place to be. Bravo, Jimmy John's, for taking "Holes" to a whole new level of...
Read moreUPDATE 2/22/2025went inside hoping it would be better and NO! the guy at the counter had an attitude and acted like he had better things to do. The woman who brought my sandwiches had about the same attitude. Had to get my own bag and remind her she forgot the pickle. There was one guy in there that was actually pleasant. He was the one reading the tickets. He deserves a raise. We will be Jersey Mikes and Firehouse customers from now on. The owner never responded to previous complaints about food/service etc. Corporate JJ’s was the only one concerned about what is going on with this store. The owner shouldn’t be an owner and I get it’s hard to find good help these days, maybe try giving some incentives so they have a better work ethic.
UPDATE I did go to the website to report and you never responded to corporate or reached out to me. Corp said they would send something in the mail but that was week ago and nothing has arrived. I will take my business elsewhere and highly recommend anyone eating here check your orders thoroughly before leaving. The owners do not care about their regular customers!!
This is the SECOND time we have gotten wrong food and this time, didn't get one of the sandwiches we ordered. Jordan "the manager" said we need proof we didn't get the sandwich. How do you prove you didn't get something? I took a picture of what we did get, sent the receipt back as well. She said "it happens sometimes". This is the second time in a month. The drink we ordered was an inche from the top of the cup. I didn't even get a replacement last time because we bought lunch to take to a friend's. Sad yet another favorite place in the area that we won't be doing business with anymore due to poor service and...
Read moreABSOLUTELY POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE!!! Since I can't give it ZERO stars, I'm forced to give them one. But, they don't even deserve that. Our company did a large catering order for about 70 people (give or take). We spent A LOT of money on this order and they wouldn't even deliver it to us, even though it's only a 7 min drive from their facility to ours. But, I digress.... We ordered box lunches, we did NOT get box lunches. We ordered a few veggie sandwiches, we did NOT get veggie anything. Some of the sandwiches barely had any meat on them at all, and a few of them only had ONE (yes, 1) slice of meat on them!! AND to top it all off, we were missing some!!! We called to see if they would fix the problem, expecting them to be accommodating about it but, the manager got all huffy and started yelling at us, saying that WE were wrong, that she, herself, had personally counted them 3 times and every one of the sandwiches were there. Well, we are the ones that passed them out to our employees...I think we'd know if we had every sandwich! She even had the nerve to suggest that we somehow, from the car to the building, LOST THEM!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME, RIGHT NOW!! After my coworker told her that we would NOT be ordering from them ever again and hung up, the manager tried to call her back. She left us a voicemail message, trying to cover her butt, by offering to fix the issue. After the way she treated us, NO WAY! Why would we take the risk of our food being spit in....or worse!! So, some of our employees didn't get to eat lunch. Thanks a lot, Jimmy Johns!! You have poorer-than poor service. You have officially LOST one of your biggest...
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