Bandit — Restaurant in San Francisco

This place was pretty busy for a Sunday morning.   The place itself is small and had minimal decor if that.   Most of the people who were here to dine were city workers, people who work at nearby restaurants,  and of course, people who live in the neighborhood who walk their dogs.

I was greeted right away and already knew what I wanted to try.  I got hit with a curve ball, they now have breakfast burritos as well.. all bad for me, lol

We ordered:

The Bandit - Classic scrambled egg and cheese with bacon.  I love that it has avocado in it as well.  Unfortunately,  it was a little too eggy for me.  The bacon gets lost in the egg and arugula.  I felt this one was a little dry. There was nothing to tie everything together.

Broke Millionaire - Everything you would want and more in a breakfast sandwich.  Eggs, cheese, house made pork sausage, bacon, smashed tater tots, grilled onions,  and avocado.  Out of all the sandwiches,  this is the one I liked the best.  The combo of the sausage and bacon, you can't go wrong.  Granted, it's a big bite, but this one is hearty.

The Brekkie - This one is a sausage breakfast sandwich with smashed tots, grilled onions, chives, jalapeno relish, and Bandit Aioli.  This one packed a spicy sweet bite.

Captain Crunch - (spicy) breakfast burrito with all the stuff you would want in it. Chorizo, bacon, cheese, tater tots, grilled onions, and aioli. It was delicious, not greasy and flavorful.  I was scared because it said spicy, but it wasn't spicy to me. We even added got sauce to it.

Tater tots - crunchy and delicious even if it gets cold.   It doesn't get soggy or oily feeling.

The Dirty Deed with Tater Tots - cheese,  grilled onions,  chopped bacon,  chives, drizzled with Bandit sauce.  This was amazing.  I was scared the hash browns would get soggy and overly greasy with the toppings. It was the opposite.   The hash browns gave it a crunchy texture, and you can taste all the various fix-ins.

This place is a hidden gem and was reasonably priced.   I highly recommend it and can't wait...

Terrible customer service as soon as I walked in. I guess they were backed up with online orders so they asked me to wait, which wasn't an issue. My issue was when they blatantly ignored me when another customer walked in inquiring about her order which wasn't ready yet. They then proceeded to hand me my order which was incorrect. I ordered one brekkie with egg and one without. They made both sandwiches without. I asked them to add egg to one and they said "we assumed you didn't want egg on both since that's what you put in the instructions." I stated that those instructions were only for ONE sandwich and I'd appreciate them correcting it. They proceeded to tell me they can provide a side of eggs I can put on the sandwich myself because it would be easier on them. I asked them to kindly put the eggs on the sandwich which only took them 5 secs. I didn't understand the inconvenience of fixing something I paid for and provided clear instructions on. Anyways, we couldn't even eat the sandwiches because the pork pattys were undercooked. I won't be giving my money to this location anymore. The workers are rude and lazy.

I want to be clear, I've never had this issue with the one on Geary. These sandwiches are bomb and I was highly disappointed with the entire interaction and food itself. A picture is provided below of Ubereats order with clear instructions for ONE of...

This is a very small spot in the Dogpatch that you might miss if you’re not looking for it. We were in the area and found this place and decided egg sandwiches would start our day off perfectly.

I got The Fancy (add bacon) and the Dirty Bandit (cold brew over horchata). On the coffee - I like coffee. This coffee tasted like the coffee candy my grandma used to give me when I was a child. Nice nostalgia vibes there. On the sandwich - the tomato jam in it really stands out. It lends the sandwich a nice, tangy umami. The eggs were fluffy and perfectly cooked (not dry, not wet). The freshness of the chives and soft, toasted bun help bring everything together.

My boyfriend got the Broke Millionaire which I almost got but I decided to get one without the smashed tater tots (which I’m sure are delicious). I think I’ll try mine with a sausage patty instead of bacon next time. Or both. Because why not? A staff member even went through the trouble of chasing after us to return the sunglasses I left behind.

Overall an A+ experience and I’m looking forward to eating here again...