Hot Head Burritos — Restaurant in Troy

I woke one morning with the desire to consume a large diaper full of baby poop. Unfortunately I had to step down my standards and get some hot head burrito.

Upon my arrival I was met by a large frog-ish man. He could have easily passed for a merlock. His voice was low and coarse. I tried to order my food but he interrupted me to let me know that every item I ordered would have a surcharge of $2.00. He then threw up onto his feet.

It was hard to order food with the loud piercing sound of what I can only assume was the radio. I'm still haunted to this day by the way it hit me like the speed of sound, and how our relationship's up and downs are often comparable to that of Johnny Cash and June Carter.

The food looked appealing, although rat-like in appearance and texture, I was willing to forgot about that diaper I wanted and prepare myself for a total rat mouth explosion, baby! YEAHHH BOIIII

After having my wallet experience an emptiness similar to Chernobyl, I left with my food and promptly consumed it.

That frog was Brian. That's really the moral of this story isn't it? That Brian is Chernobyl in human form, manifested from the silent wind that blows through abandoned schools and hospitals, leaving nothing but cancer in it's wake. The space he occupies is largely uninhabitable for decades, and the fumes emanating from his frog-like body are cause for global environmental concern.

So should you eat here? 9/10...

I've been going here for years and have seen all the ups and downs. For the last while, there was a younger crew (especially in the evening) that have all been wonderful. Today I went in and was served by a lady who was a bit older. Her portions were insanely small, to the point where a regular burrito came out the size of a lil burrito. The other worker seemed to try and correct her by going back and adding extra rice and meat to the order in front of me. Sadly, I was offered the same portions. This time the other worker did not take my burrito back so I was left with a sloppy mess of Pico and sauce with little rice, beans, or meat. For the price, this is unacceptable. She also soured the atmosphere (was not talkative, would not smile, and made snide remarks at her coworker). To top it off, I had to clean the table and chair to sit because it looked like it hadn't been cleaned at all today. This is the kind of service I would have expected 3 years ago. I am very disappointed because this hothead was my escape from chipotles bad service. Please train these new staff members or bring back the old ones or I will not be eating...

Been going here a long time, the younger staff are generally quite friendly and do a great job. Today I went with my family (2 kids under 5) and the food was fine. The negativity of this review arises from the manager (?) who was working today. Extremely cold and rude to us. We were the only ones in the store and all our pleasantries fell onto deaf ears. When appropriate (empty store not busy), we usually let our 5y/o order on her own. The manager who took our order treated her like any other adult and was just cold (bordering on rude). I don’t know if the manager was upset she was working or something, and I’m pretty understanding of the service world, but she was just acting strange. We are inside (again, all alone), and she just kept staring at us like she wanted us to leave and we were “out of line” being inside. I trust this store, food was good, store was clean, but wow, what a strange experience today - unfortunately enough for me to preference others...