I never know how to start these so I guess I’ll just dive right in haha. Today was our first experience with the extremely hyped up Crumbl Cookies. After hearing everybody raving about it and watching the app for a few weeks until something tasty popped up, we finally ordered! The store is located on the left side of the street, so to make things easier I pulled around so that I could approach the store from the right rather than from the left. We parked and marked we had arrived, deliciousness awaits!

After about 5 minutes a woman came out and in a rude tone let us know that curbside parking was actually out back and pointed towards the sign that was in my rear view mirror, behind my car and facing the opposite way that anybody would be parked. Oopsie, but at least we know for next time! We opened the box, cookies look great! Can’t wait to get home and try them! We ordered a Chocolate Chip, a Chocolate Cupcake (which is a sugar cookie with chocolate frosting and sprinkles on it) and 2 Peaches N Cream cookies.

Buyers remorse never hit so quick as I took my first bite of the Chocolate Cupcake sugar cookie. It probably doesn’t help that I’m personally not the biggest fan of sugar cookies, but the outside was really dry and flakey rather than being soft and moist like i’d expected. There wasn’t really any taste to the cookie itself, all I could really taste was the chocolate frosting. 3/10 for that cookie.

Next up was the Peaches N Cream which looked fantastic by the way! The cookie itself was great, very moist and soft and delicate, felt like it was going to gently break in half in your hand. 9/10 cookie for sure! The peach bites in the whipped frosting on top were good as well if you like peaches, but I feel like the frosting was a little overpowering. If you’re the type of person that likes whipped cream and squirts it into your mouth out of those cans, you’ll love this cookie. Once you get to the middle you can’t really taste anything except the frosting and again, same as the first cookie, I couldn’t really taste the cookie itself. Overall i’d give that cookie probably a 6.5 or 7 out of 10 if you like peaches and cream.

And finally, your basic every day Chocolate Chip cookie. You can’t beat the classics and as my girlfriend said, I’m going to judge you on your chocolate chip cookie because if you can’t make a chocolate chip cookie good, you probably can’t make other cookies good. I hate to repeat myself, but I had the same problem with this cookie as I did with the Chocolate Cupcake sugar cookie. The outside is really dry and flakey. Not like the crust of a cookie, I’m all for the crunchy outside with a gooey inside, but its more like as if maybe the cookie was old and had started to dry up from the outside in? I’m awful with descriptive words and am struggling to describe it so I guess its something you’ll have to experience for yourself. The chocolate chips in the cookie were great. They were melted and the inside was definitely soft and moist like one would expect. A little too much chocolate chip to cookie ratio, but decent nonetheless. 7/10 cookie, this was actually the only one my girlfriend could take more than a bite or two of.

Overall experience, 4/10 (or 2/5 I guess?). After spending almost $20 after tip on 4 cookies, no direction on where to pick up in the app (unless I missed it and if so, my bad), a sign facing the wrong way, rude customer service, and mediocre cookies, I feel as if i’ve wasted $20 and will likely not return. If you’ve been to Midnight Cookie in Seattle or Everett, Midnight Cookie is better and I would recommend that over Crumbl. It is also half the price.