Dairy Queen Grill & Chill — Restaurant in Washington

Hark and attend, gentle reader, whilst I recount mine most wondrous experience at the noble establishment known to the townsfolk as Dairy Queen, a house of sweetmeats and frozen delights most divine. Verily, upon a fair and temperate eve, I didst venture yonder in search of refreshment, and lo — I was met with service so excellent and victuals so heavenly that my heart was moved to pen this humble praise.

From the moment I did cross the threshold, I was greeted with smiles most warm and gracious. The attendants, bedecked in their fair uniforms of red and white, did address me with courtesy befitting the courts of kings. Their manner was neither haughty nor hurried, but patient and kind, as though they did truly take joy in the tending of their guests. “Good morrow,” quoth one, “how may we serve thee this day?” Such simple words, yet they did sparkle with sincerity, and mine own spirit was gladdened thereby.

I did peruse the great parchment of offerings — a menu of temptations most grand. Therein lay all manner of frozen confections: Blizzards that did swirl as tempests of joy, sundaes crowned in chocolate of the richest hue, and cones that towered in creamy splendor. In truth, mine eyes could scarce choose ‘twixt such delights. At length, I settled upon the famed Royal Blizzard, a creation of such noble pedigree that angels themselves might envy it. I did also request a humble meal of burger and fries, for no feast is complete without the savory to balance the sweet.

Anon, my order was brought forth with neither delay nor disorder. Each morsel was prepared with care that bespoke of pride and mastery. The burger was cooked to perfection — the bread soft as a morning cloud, the meat seasoned as though by the hand of Providence. The fries did crisp and sing beneath mine teeth, golden as the harvest sun. And then, oh sweet mercy, came the Blizzard! Its chill did kiss my lips like winter’s breath, yet within lay a warmth of flavor that stirred my very soul. The chocolate and vanilla danced together as lovers ‘neath the moon, and I was transported to realms of bliss beyond mortal telling.

The air of the place was clean and cheerful, filled with laughter and the faint hum of pleasant company. Methought every soul within did share in one grand communion of delight, bound together by the spirit of good food and good will. Even the younglings, faces aglow with ice cream’s sheen, did add to the merriment of the hour.

In sum, I say unto all who hear these words: seek ye not afar for joy, for it dwelleth in this humble temple of Dairy Queen. Their service is swift and noble, their food a blessing to the tongue, and their hospitality the mark of true excellence. I departed with belly full and heart content, whispering thanks to the kindly folk who make such wonder possible. Would that every tavern and eatery in this realm might learn from their shining example! Verily, Dairy Queen reigneth supreme in the kingdom of...

Just left so frustrated, ran to Dairy Queen for others and had two orders. A small blizzard for one, and the other two medium blizzard with a coupon. When ordering I informed the person taking the order that I had a coupon for the two mediums, and he said we'll take care of it at the window. When I got to the window I told the girl exactly what I told the boy through the speaker, she acknowledged understanding, took the coupon scanned it, she give me the total and I knew I was screwed. The store combined the orders and applied the buy one get one for .99 to the small, leaving me to pay for the extra cost. When I asked her to correct it she said too late, I asked for a manager and she said " I am the Manager and this is how it is" and told me to leave. I asked if she could cancel and ring it up again to make it right and she said "No". I asked if they could remove the small as it should have not been with the two mediums and nothing but a searing look came back. I asked for a refund and they can have to blizzards and was told "No, we are not refunding". This store not busy because of great service but lack of choice...

Always a good time at this place. Food is hot and fresh, better ingredient quality than the other fast food places around, and it's absolutely delicious at affordable prices. Good portions for a good price. I love that they are eager to help, but it does get hectic sometimes, so you might have to wait a bit or your order might be wrong, but I just ask for your patience, as they're always willing to solve any issues as quick as they can. I mean, they make fast food. Not BMWs. It's fast paced, and everyone makes mistakes. But, as I've only ever had my order wrong one out of the many times I've been, I definitely recommend this place to others. Plus: pay ahead by app, and pay at the...