Dinner for 5, July 15th, 4:30pm

Least Mexican-looking restaurant ever, outside and even more so inside. Feels like a family diner with a dozen Mexican plant pots scattered about.

No bar. Not sure I’ve ever been to a Mexican restaurant with no bar. There are a few shelves sitting on a counter with exactly 14 bottles of booze with plenty of space between them - obviously under-stocked even their tiny shelves. No Midori for the melon margarita on their menu. Waiter then brought wrong margarita (lime vs. strawberry), then brought the right margarita, in a water glass?? Drink tasted more like a melting popsicle than a margarita - couldn’t finish it.

Dirty carpet, no music playing, fraying carpet and sloppy paint in some areas. All plates are plain white.

Nachos are decent. Guacamole is a bit hot, but has no tomato or cilantro or onion or lime flavors. Just mashed avocado.

Dinner: salty overall. Undercooked onions inside burrito. Lettuce is coarsely chopped not shredded, so it soaks through and is wilty. I could get through about 1/2 the plate.

A waiter spilled some taco contents on the floor - two waiters and a guy in a polo shirt (who noticed the mess on the carpet) walked through it. It stayed there for easily 15 mins.

Not sure who rated this place with 5 stars, but I assume they either have very low standards or they’re friends with ownership. I wonder what the next restaurant to try this building will be...