Lemonnade Milwaukie Dispensary — Attraction in Gladstone

My first time in a dispensary as I was traveling and it was the worst experience ever. I walk in and set my id down with my hand still on it because the girl hasn’t spoken a single word to me, so she decides to yell at me to drop my id and leave it as if I were a dog. Then tells me to use the next door. It won’t open. So I ask if there’s a trick and she says push it. Still won’t open then she screams even louder than before “Jesus Christ pull it towards you then push”. At this point I already want to leave. I then say I have some screenshots from online and I’m interested in these specific ones if she has them. We get through 2 of them before she says “you know we’re closing in a minute right?” It was 40 minutes until close at that time. I say I’m sorry and I didn’t realize they closed so early, and said I have a few more. She rolls her eyes and walks away to pack up the other ones she already got out. I order a couple more and she says “is this it because you need to leave we’re closing” so not only did I not get everything I came in for, with multiple other people in shop might I add. I also got the worst experience ever for free. She also likes to turn the scale when weighing so you can’t see...

The prices are too high and they dont even offer discounts of any form or at least not to me, and while (and i cant stress this enough) the budtenders were very nice and as helpful as could be they didnt seem to have great knowledge on products, i asked for an indica which is the most effective (personally) for my back pain which i explained to the person helping me, a 50/50 hybrid isnt as useful to me, it helps a little but barely, they recommended lemon kush which when i pointed out that lemon strains are more typicly sativa they said it was definitely INDICA they did not say HYBRID, i get home and look it up to check my suspicion and sure enough Lemon Kush-Hybrid, and after grabbing the container again i realized right on the side it says 50/50. I appreciate your friendlyness but please work on your knowledge of strains...

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