Gilbert Water Tower Plaza — Attraction in Gilbert

The tower is gorgeous, especially at night. The light show is great.

Not to mention the show that is put on during the holiday season. We sat and watched the vast lemming like crowd of sinners stand in line for hours to buy there way into heaven. We kept taking bets on which modernized pagan was buying what? The fun we had wagering on who bought the goat, or was it chickens, or perhaps a Turkey?

All the while, we were so blessed to watch the brain dead huddled masses of cattle, take their godly, and humble selfies along the way. After all, what good deed can get you into heaven unless you humble yourself and share it with everyone you can. Everyone knows that a good works doesn't count unless everyone else knows about it. Also, the more selfies you take and share only show how much you care. We were privileged enough to watch some take a new selfie with what seemed to be each step.

And the joyous smiles we saw on the blank faced brainwashed religious wanna-be-beings, as they talked about their faith for a future to rule their own respective planets.

It's these moments I share with our family that make me thankful I am smart enough to steer clear of the whole...

I am VERY impressed by the options present here at Downtown Gilbert. I grew up here and this place never really took off for some reason when I lived here. There was always Joe's Real BBQ (which is delicious and still around) and some of the same breakfast and market stores you see today, but most of the big restaurants that would show up would sort of come and go pretty quickly. I've been living elsewhere for 5 years and now every time I come back I'm surprised to see just how many options there are for excellent food here. Pizza, burgers, tacos, chicken & waffles, barbecue, breakfast, etc. This is now an awesome hub to get some food and hang out in and I assume it will only get better. If you're looking for a pretty little place to walk around and grab a delicious bite to eat in the area, this is...

family friendly place to relax and enjoy all Gilbert has to offer. under the water tower there are plenty of chairs to sit and relax, I like to come and read during the week. the newly renovated water pad is a great place to cool off. fun for all ages. there are plenty of tables and chairs to have your lunch, play a competitive game of chess or gather with friends and family. there is a large grassy area for children to play ,have a picnic with friends or play with your furry friends (remember to pick up after your furry friends ) At night the plaza lights up, whether you are coming out of the theater and want to talk about the play you saw at the Hale Centre theater or just want to let your meal digest from one of the many restaurants on Gilbert rd. Gilbert water tower plaza is the...