The Horrorland Miami — Attraction in Miami

Went opening weekend and it was not all that crowded. Got there when the gates opened but I have to say this place is disorganized. They didn't open up on time at 7pm. It was around 7:19 they let you in. Seems chaos at the entrance. First had 1 line and 1 VIP then did away with VIP and made it 2 then 4 as crowds were backing up to the parking lot. Once opened it was crazy. I didn't even hand in my liability sheet since no one took it. I seen others walk in with the paper still in there hand. The opening rush was a mess. Being first we were able to do all 5 houses in 30 minutes which tells you how small they are. I am not exaggerating. 5 houses in half hour including wandering around to find each one. They claim to give 3 hours but maybe waiting in lines you spend time. I would be upset if I waited in a long line for a 5 minute walk through. I have been to many haunted attractions through out the the country and this one ranks at the bottom. They don't even give you a map or have good signs inside the place. They have one before coming in but never seen it until leaving but you would have to take a picture of it. Why not have signs inside so you don't wander around trying to figure where the next house is. There are no directions inside. I asked some workers for directions and they didn't speak English. If you Google least favored reviews you will see others complained about it being disappointed as well from last year. I thought maybe they would improve but they did not. I can not recommend this place and will not be...

This was honestly a complete and total waste of money.

First, the parking lot is terrible with the smallest spots where you have to try way too hard to not hit the car next to you when getting out of the car (definitely don’t drive your good car here) PLUS it’s $20 for parking on top of the overpriced tickets.

Which brings me to the next point. Tickets were $109 for 2 people and the entire place took us an hour to go through. The “haunted houses” weren’t even that scary and one of them hardly even had any scare actors in it. You would think for how much setup there was and how much tickets are that they would hire more scare actors. There were also hardly any walking around the grounds and if they were, they were terrible. What’s scary about a man in a dress?? I get more scared watching scary movies at home on my couch than I did here.

My last and probably biggest complaint is that after waiting 10 minutes in line for one of the attractions, the Horrorland Production Team (actors, directors, camera crew) went to the front of the line and started some promotional video and went inside to film, shutting down the attraction. However, they didn’t tell us at first so we ended up waiting another 5 minutes until the attendant told someone else that the attraction was closed. This was at 8pm….if you’re going to film promo videos, why not do it before you open?? Why take time away from paying customers to make promotional material after you open?

Save your money and time and do something else...

A Thrilling Experience at Horrorland!

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I recently visited Horrorland, and it was an absolutely unforgettable experience! From the moment I stepped through the gates, I was immersed in a world of spine-tingling scares and heart-pounding excitement.

The attention to detail in the haunted houses is remarkable. Each one has its unique theme that transports you into a different horror universe. The actors were incredibly talented, delivering performances that truly brought the fright to life!

The scare zones scattered throughout the park are another highlight. I found myself jumping at unexpected moments as actors leaped out from the shadows. The creativity put into these areas is commendable, and they really add to the overall thrill.

What truly sets Horrorland apart is the exceptional service. The staff, especially the manager, Francisco, went above and beyond to ensure everyone was having a great time. He was friendly, approachable, and genuinely passionate about creating a memorable experience for guests. His enthusiasm was infectious, making the atmosphere even more enjoyable.

If you’re a fan of horror or just looking for a fun night out, I highly recommend visiting Horrorland. It’s a perfect blend of thrilling attractions, immersive experiences, and outstanding...