⭐☆☆☆☆ Rolling Oaks Mall — A Monument to Mismanagement
If there were an award for the most depressing mall in America, Rolling Oaks Mall would take the trophy without contest. From the moment you step through the doors, you can almost hear the echoes of what once might have been life. Empty stores line every hallway like tombstones in a forgotten cemetery. The air is heavy, the atmosphere hollow — a ghost town masquerading as a shopping center. It’s not just bad; it’s beyond redemption.
You walk in expecting a mall — some energy, maybe a few decent shops, the hum of people moving about. Instead, you’re greeted by silence. The escalators creak, the lights flicker, and the few stores that are open look like they’re counting the days until they shut down too. There’s no marketing, no sense of attraction, and certainly no reason for anyone to come back. Even the background music feels like it’s playing out of pity.
Families, don’t even bother bringing your kids here — unless you want them to learn the meaning of disappointment early in life. There’s absolutely nothing for them. No energy, no fun, no decent entertainment. It’s like taking them on a field trip to see what happens when people give up on trying. The play area is either non-existent or so lifeless that even toddlers would rather stare at a wall.
And let’s not forget the so-called food court. If there’s one thing worse than the mall’s emptiness, it’s the horror of what they call “food.” You’ll find maybe one or two open restaurants that look like they’ve been cooking with regret instead of ingredients. Greasy, tasteless, and shockingly unhygienic — the kind of place that makes you question your life choices after the first bite. Calling it a “food court” is an insult to food everywhere.
The management — if there even is one — deserves special recognition for turning what could’ve been a thriving community hub into a wasteland. How do you take prime space in a city like San Antonio and drain it of every ounce of charm, excitement, and functionality? It’s almost an art form at this point. Whoever’s in charge should honestly go find another hobby — perhaps something far away from malls, customers, or any kind of public interaction.
In short, Rolling Oaks Mall isn’t just bad — it’s a tragic case study in how to kill a business and disappoint an entire community at the same time. It’s not just empty of stores; it’s empty of soul. Save yourself the trip, the gas, and the heartache. If you’re ever curious what failure looks like in architectural form, just Google a picture — no need to actually waste your time...
Read moreThis place is an 80’s/ early 2000’s time capsule, and as a fan of dead and dying malls, it’s a must visit. All the exterior Sears signs are still there, and it has really old Claire’s and Torrid signs.
However, the only two escalators not inside the only two anchors remaining, Dillards and JCPenney, are turned off because they’re both directly next to the two anchors that have both left the mall, Macy’s and Sears, so you have to use the elevator in the middle of the mall or walk into the Dillard’s or JCPenney’s use the escalator, and walk right back out, or walk up and down turned off escalators, to get from floor to floor. I went on a Saturday afternoon it wasn’t busy at all, most people I saw were sitting in the indoor play areas for kids and had no purchases, so they probably just came to use the indoor play area, which makes sense since it was 100 degrees outside.
My only complaints are every single soap dispenser on the second story woman’s restroom was out of soap, and one sink was covered by a garbage bag and out of order, and one of the auxiliary doors to the second story of the Sears was completely unlocked, which I guess is a pro if you like exploring abandoned retail, but it’s really sloppy for a mall with hundreds of people in it on a Saturday afternoon. It got especially creepy feeling on either side near the empty anchor stores, because there’s no businesses down there, so you’re the only person within eyesight really if you’re standing where the now blocked off entrance to the Seat’s or JCPenney would be.
My guess is the mall will close soon as there isn’t really any reason you would want to go there other than to see the closed Sears or go to a specific store and don’t want to park far away from the mall or deal with a lot of people, because I got a very close parking spot for 6 pm on a Saturday, like 8th car back at the...
Read moreInclusive, affordable, complete, professional, winning attitude... are all things that you could say about this location and leave this review to end here.
But honestly, you deserve more.
This location and more specifically the Assistant Manager Ms. Harris deserves more in a review. Upon my entrance admittedly I had just come off a rather underwhelming visit at another warehouse. I had predetermined I was not going to rent rather, I was going to buy somewhere and at the mall I ended up. All of this changed the moment i walked inside this small but space usage maximized store. Hello, how are you I believe was the warm greeting given. The Assistant manager was a complete professional from start to finish. I was not buying or renting, I just wanted to check out what the place had to offer. Ms. Harris was a pleasure to work with. She gave advice, recommendations and most importantly a level of customer service in the small talk that rivals any place I have visited in the Month of September (my visit).
The selection was "just right". It was not overwhelmingly large but it was not too tiny to not have any options. Just right is an understatement. I left and returned, the exact same level of customer service and interaction was given. I ended up renting a Tux for my ball and because of the experience this is now my go to place for rentals. Oh, they sell suits and Tuxedos too, there is a specific one I will own very soon on the rack.
To those reading and wondering is this the place for me? A resounding yes. To those couples that do not need a wedding dress and wonder if this is the place for you.... a resounding yes. The warm vibes, the inclusiveness of the service truly is an example that more stores should follow. Go...Go now walk in say hello and be prepared to be treated...
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