La Savonnerie Divine | LS Divine — Local services in Houston

So I picked up a cherry blossom body butter yesterday, thinking I was about to smell like springtime and self-care. Instead, it turned out to be the most dye-packed, color-saturated crime scene in a jar I’ve ever encountered. My hands turned bright red—like I just committed bloody murder—and so did my white bed sheets. RIP to both.

Naturally, I marched back for a return (even though they “don’t accept returns”—plot twist: I returned it anyway). But honestly, the red flags started early. I asked to smell a few body butters and the associate just… cracked open a brand new one?? No samples? Y’all just let customers freestyle with sealed product like it’s Costco on a Saturday?

Honestly, I should’ve walked out right then and there. Lesson learned: if it smells like chaos from the start, it probably is.

Mind you, this was $29, and for some reason online they sell...

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