The Dreaming Peddler — Local services in Longview

This Store Is an Absolute Joke – And Not a Funny One

If hell had a gift shop, it would look exactly like this overpriced crystal dungeon run by a man who radiates the energy of a forgotten Victorian doll with unfinished business who learned marketing from a YouTube pyramid scheme.

Let’s start with the prices, which are so laughably inflated they belong in a stand-up routine, not a spiritual shop. I saw a chunk of amethyst (the kind you can buy at a flea market for $5) being sold for $120. Unless that thing grants eternal youth, it’s theft with glitter on it. The entire store screams “mass-produced garbage trying to cosplay as sacred.”

Let's get to the star of the show, THE Owner, who might actually be the final boss in a horror game. He emerged from the back like he’d been marinating in candle wax and conspiracy theories. His eyes? Unblinking, Smile? Haunting, like a raccoon in a robe. Like a taxidermy wolf trying to play human. He lurked behind me the entire time — not saying much, just breathing and nodding like he was silently judging whether my soul was pure enough to escape his weird, overpriced trap.

He kept suggesting items that were “energetically powerful” and “chosen” — chosen by who? Satan? I wouldn’t trust that man to choose a playlist, let alone a spiritual artifact. The only thing powerful in that store was the urge I had to run.

Everything about this place felt fake, forced, and vaguely threatening — like a séance hosted by someone who’s been banned from five farmer’s markets. If you want real crystals, go literally anywhere else. This shop is a low-vibe cash grab run by someone who seems more interested in draining wallets than aligning chakras.

Spiritual? No. Sacred? Definitely not. Creepy? Absolutely. Save your money. Save your aura. Save yourself.

*RESPONSE Oh please — don’t flatter yourself. No one coordinated anything. Your shop just naturally inspires people to write horror stories. It's not an attack; it's a public service announcement.

Let’s address the delusion: If you genuinely think two people with different usernames, different experiences, and different complaints are teaming up to ruin your haunted gift shop, maybe it’s not the crystals that need clearing — maybe it’s your paranoia.

Also, if you’re not “energetically charging” the rocks, then what exactly are people paying $40 for? Your passive-aggressive energy? Because that’s radiating from every shelf.

You say you don’t follow people around, but somehow I left your store knowing your entire life story, astrological chart, and unsolicited opinions on fluoride. So either you’re confusing “being helpful” with “interrogation,” or you're just that unaware.

You’re asking us to remove the reviews because they’re “hurtful”? Babe, the prices were hurtful. The attitude was hurtful. The unsolicited third-eye energy assault was devastating.

You sell vibes. We reviewed the vibe....

Oh my goodness, I just had the cutest little adventure at the most magical shop in East Texas! ✨ From the moment I walked in, I was welcomed by the charming Frog Boy—talk about a quirky greeting! Shout out to Karissa for being so sweet and helpful with the bowls & in general, great vibes!!🥰

This place is a delightful treasure chest filled with fun oddities. I was in awe of the beautiful display of preserved reptiles (seriously, so cool!), and the taxidermy pieces, especially Gatorcrow, had me giggling with joy. It’s like stepping into a whimsical wonderland!

I practically squealed when I found the adorable the apothecary section, it is a gem! I discovered some rare herbs that are typically hard to find, and I can’t wait to go back and stock up—there's just something so special about finding unique goodies!

But hold onto your hats, because the little library is brimming with spooky and fascinating books. Perfect for cozying up with a cup of tea! (You can make some with the herbs they sell) And for all you zen lovers, the selection of singing bowls and magical instruments is just dreamy.

Everywhere I looked, the displays were just bursting with beauty. The selection of precious stones? Simply stunning! And oh the jewelry—whether you’re after simple necklaces or gorgeous tiaras, this shop has you covered. It’s like a fairy tale come to life! 🌟

Don’t even get me started on the incense! There’s such a fun variety, plus intriguing smudge options, cauldrons, and incense holders that add to the charm. And those candles and oils? Total bliss!

Before I left, I spotted ALIEN THIGH near the register, which made me chuckle. This shop is truly the cutest little metaphysical and oddity haven around! If you’re in the area, do yourself a favor and visit—you’ll leave with a heart full of joy and a bag full of...

Update- First, I had a negative experience in this store. I feel, as a consumer, I have the right to an opinion of said business. While shopping here there was a store clerk that was more interested in the ability to make an impression on two young female patrons rather than offer ANY assistance or acknowledgement to anyone else in the store. I felt neglected as a customer and wrote a review reflecting this.

Second, my review was responded to with an extensive message confronting me about my opinion. Not cool.

Third, I was personally messaged on my facebook account and confronted again about my review. Very uncool.

In my opinion this is just not a way to conduct businiess. I feel that there is an underlying condition going on here and it may have a common source.

I myself will not be returning to the store and wish to not be contacted regarding this review by the owner, again.

The store has a lot of interesting items, it's very cool to see everything in there. Their prices were kinda elevated. The young man working the counter was too busy entertaining two young girls to provide any kind of customer service. Wish it was a better experience but I'll shop...