Here's a humorous version of your Google review for Adventure Golf in Mackinaw City:
Adventure Golf - Mackinaw City
⭐☆☆☆☆
If you're looking for a round of adventure mini-golf with a side of mystery and danger, Adventure Golf in Mackinaw City is the place to be! We went there for a fun evening, drawn in by their promise of a glowing course. What we got was a glow-in-the-dark experience without the glow because over 50% of the course wasn't lit!
It was so dark that I felt like we were playing hide-and-seek with our golf balls. Seriously, it was like a scene out of a horror movie where the protagonist wonders if someone is lurking in the shadows. Spoiler alert: It was us, trying to find the next hole!
We asked if we could return the next day to play the hidden-in-darkness holes, and the staff member, who seemed just as in the dark as us, said he's been trying to tell management about the issue. It seems management has taken the term "keeping us in the dark" quite literally.
The course could have been a fun place, but playing golf by Braille wasn't the adventure we signed up for. Hope they fix the lights soon before someone mistakes it for a ninja training ground! Until then, bring your night vision goggles if you plan...
Read moreAfter reading the reviews, they are spot on. It is a great course to take the kids to (ages 7, 9, 13 & 14). We had a great time. The course seemed to have been recently updated as well, it was a very nice course. If I remember correct for the 6 of us we paid $60 or $65 something like that. A tad pricey but we still had fun The person working behind the counter did not talk to us, I loved it! I am sorry if you are one of the reviews that thinks this is a negative thing, I don't need to hear everyone's life story when I go into places like this or gas stations/convenient stores, so this was perfect. I told him the number of people and all the ages (not sure if he needed that info or not) he rang me up, i paid and we went on with our business. I would say we are going to be repeat customers but maybe not for the price, we might shop...
Read moremy wife and I came here Monday 9-14-2020 at about 10:20 am...website said they opened at 9am. We entered the building and no one was around, we yelled out hello and no answer...no signs saying what to do...we were confused if we were supposed to grab a putter and ball and just start because it was all laid out but then the doors that go out on the course itself were all locked...from the inside so that no one could enter the building from the course side...anyways we left and thought let's walk around for a bit and come back...45minutes later and same thing...open door but no one around...seems like someone dropped the ball here and lost our business. When you go out of business... don't blame it...
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