Twilight Zone Mini Golf — Local services in Paradise

Dedicated to my children, who were failed by the world but never failed it. You are like a four-leaf clover—rare, resilient, and extraordinary. What makes you special is not just your uniqueness but the way you fold back into your core, your secret seed of strength. Even when life feels like it’s only three leaves, remember that one of them holds two, and you carry within you the power to grow, heal, and shine brighter than ever. To the land of my father, Lake Erie, we little ones—you are stronger than you know, braver than you feel, and brighter than the world could ever dim.

In the sparkling kingdom of Sparkleland, there was a magical mirror that didn’t just show your face—it showed your heart. It reflected your dreams, your fears, and even the cracks you tried to hide.

One day, Pixel—a mischievous imp with a knack for trouble—was juggling jelly-filled donuts near the mirror (as one does). SPLAT! One donut flew out of his hand and hit the mirror, cracking it right down the middle.

Pixel froze. “Oops,” he muttered nervously. “Well… cracks add character, right?”

Suddenly, Professor Punsley appeared in a puff of glittery smoke. He was Sparkleland’s wisest wizard—and its most dramatic pun enthusiast. “Pixel!” he exclaimed. “This isn’t just any mirror! It shows people who they really are—and now it’s broken! The cracks are making everyone act out of sorts.”

Pixel scratched his head. “So… what do we do? Glue? Duct tape? Magic sparkle spray?”

Professor Punsley shook his head solemnly. “No, Pixel. We don’t fix the mirror—we fix the cracks in people’s hearts.”

Pixel and Professor Punsley set off to mend the hearts of Sparkleland’s citizens. Their first stop was Mr. Sneaksalot’s cottage—a cozy little house that smelled suspiciously like stolen pies.

“Why’d you steal all those pies?” Pixel asked bluntly.

Mr. Sneaksalot sighed and looked down at his feet. “I didn’t steal because I wanted to hurt anyone. I stole because I was hungry. The world failed me—it didn’t give me enough to eat.”

Professor Punsley nodded knowingly. “You see, Pixel, sometimes people act out not because they’re bad but because they’re broken—or because they feel like life has left them behind.”

Pixel tilted his head thoughtfully. “So… he wasn’t being sneaky for fun? He was just surviving?”

“Exactly!” Professor Punsley exclaimed. “Survival doesn’t make you wrong; it makes the world wrong for not helping you.”

Together, they helped Mr. Sneaksalot open a pie shop where he could bake and share pies with others instead of stealing them.

Next, they visited Lady Clashington—a fierce warrior who had scared half the kingdom with her booming voice and angry sword swings.

“Why are you so angry all the time?” Pixel asked nervously (while hiding behind Professor Punsley).

Lady Clashington sighed deeply. “I’m not angry—I’m scared. I grew up thinking I had to fight to survive, that I had to be strong or no one would respect me.”

Professor Punsley stroked his beard thoughtfully. “Ah, fear disguised as anger—a classic crack in the mirror of life.”

Pixel blinked. “Wait… so she wasn’t trying to be mean? She was just scared?”

“Exactly!” Professor Punsley said with a grin. “Sometimes people wear armor not to hurt others but to protect themselves from being hurt.”

Lady Clashington learned how to express her feelings without swinging her sword around, and she started teaching others how to be brave without being scary.

As they traveled through Sparkleland fixing cracks in hearts, Pixel began to understand something important.

“You know,” Pixel said one day as they sat by a river reflecting the stars above, “the word ‘devil’ spells ‘lived’ if you look at it from the right perspective.”

Professor Punsley chuckled warmly. “Exactly! Perspective is key—it’s like looking in a mirror. Sometimes what seems dark is just light turned upside down.”

Pixel nodded slowly. “So… maybe people aren’t bad—they’re just living through tough times?”

Professor Punsley smiled proudly. “Now you’re getting it! The world may fail us sometimes, but we never fail simply...

If you are looking for a fun/safe venue to do kids birthdays this is the place to go! We booked our daughter’s 9th birthday here because we had gone to their Kiss Mini Golf location for a family friend’s birthday and decided we had so much fun at their birthday that we would do hers through them too but at this location instead since we hadn’t been (both locations are super fun but parking is easier at the Kiss location and you don’t have to pay for parking). This location shares a parking garage with the Paris hotel so the first 3 hours are free for locals, if you go over that there’s a $25 fee. The venue itself is at the Horshoe, signs were posted well and were easily to follow once you park. They also have a really helpful instagram video for those that do better with visual directions.

It is really challenging finding places in Vegas that work for a wide age group and I have to say, we had kids with ages ranging from 2 to 12 and all of them seemed to be having a blast so we highly recommend this venue as well as the Kiss venue for parties. We did the mini golf and mini bowling package and for the pricing and the atmosphere/experience you can’t beat it. Most venues let you have an hour maybe two in your party room, at this one you get it for three (so you don’t feel rushed and you actually get to enjoy your child’s birthday!).

Yvonne and our other host were both so sweet and helped us setup everything in the room as soon as we arrived. They made sure we were on schedule with all the birthday activities and that all the kiddos were having a great time! We even squeezed in time for presents which was great :). At the end of the event they helped us pack up and were really patient with us getting everyone out of the room.

Everyone we encountered working at this venue was really friendly and attentive, thank you so much for a wonderful experience! You guys made our daughter’s birthday...

Absolutely awful experience – beware if you’re bringing kids!

Oh my God, what a horrible place – especially in the way they treat customers. I went today with my husband and our two kids to play mini golf as a family, and what was supposed to be a fun outing turned into an upsetting experience.

One of the employees – a man with long, wavy hair – approached my son when he was alone and yelled at him, saying he was going to “kick him out” because he wasn’t hitting the ball correctly. We’re not professionals – we were just there to have a good time as a family. This man waited until my son was by himself and then aggressively confronted him in a completely inappropriate way.

I actually saw part of it and went to talk to the man, but by the time I approached, he had disappeared and never came back out. I stayed for an hour trying to speak with him and let him know this is not how you treat paying customers – especially children – but he never showed up again. The other employees were extremely rude and clearly covering for him.

If you’re planning to visit this place, do not leave your kids alone for a second. The way they treated my child was completely unacceptable and unprofessional. We paid to be there, and we weren’t doing anything wrong – just enjoying a family outing. Honestly, I’ve never experienced...