ALDI — Local services in Swatara Township

Long ago, in the hallowed aisles of Aldi, there existed a magical realm known as the Aisle of New Finds. Brave adventurers would journey there weekly, clutching their enchanted reusable bags, in search of relics, arcane tools, mythical kitchen gadgets, and socks blessed with magical comfort.

But those days are dead. Buried beneath overpriced garden ornaments and useless trinkets.

Now the aisle stands cursed and bewitched by dark corporate forces. What was once a trove of chaotic bargains has become a mausoleum of sorrow, lined with Temu rejects in shiny new packaging: collapsible sandwich makers, scented yoga dice, and premium bath mats spun from goblin hair and broken promises. The prices? A pathetic joke. They demand gold for garbage. I half expect a cursed water bottle to whisper, You really paid $19.99 for that?

I used to leave with wonders. Now I leave with shame… and a pineapple slicer I never wanted.

Whoever the mad sorcerer is behind this cursed transformation, they’ve traded wonder for greed, chaos for mediocrity.

Restore the magic. Bring back the wild finds, the chaos, the deals worthy of song. Or may your Special Buys be forever haunted by the ghost of a...

Love ❤😘 shopping here! Love their fresh fruit and Vegetables! I like a lot of their cool products they carry too! Over the year's I have gotten ( just to name a few), a Trampoline, Heavy Duty Hammock Chairs for my teens and a really heavy duty Wooden Cutting Board! They have amazing gifts/toys and learning boards at any given time and I am usually always surprised by how low my bill is when It's time to pay! Right now they have the cutest Pet Beds for $20! I like the meat section too, more so now that they have really added much more variety! Their generics taste as good as name brand choices you usually buy! Great selection of juices, meat sticks, our favorite are the Turkey ones! Something, literally, for everyone and anyone! Remember, don't forget to bring your own bags to load up your groceries at the end. Highly recommended for healthy and picky...

I would marry ALDI if I could. I just love being in here.

The staff are mostly friendly at this location, but ring items quickly just like at any other ALDI. For those who haven't been here before, bring a quarter for the cart (you'll get it back once returned) and your own bags unless you want to purchase their bags.

You'll find incredible prices on fresh produce, dairy items, and meat, as well as snack foods and frozen foods. They carry the occasional brand items, but most of their items are their own family of brands. The quality of their items are just as good if not better than national brands. We love their stock up prices on pastas, sauces, cereals, and canned goods.

They also have an ALDI finds aisle full of fun stuff. Go down this aisle if you don't mind spending money, but avoid if you...