Hearken, good gentles, for I bring thee tidings most wondrous from a far-flung land known as Dickson, nestled in the shire of ACT. Therein lies a hall of revelry and meatcraft called Harry Burgers, where merry folk do gather ‘round fire and feast.
Upon mine arrival, I did partake in a mighty creation, a burger most noble, christened J Wendy’s Own. And lo! What a glorious assemblage of flesh and fire it was.
The beef — aye, ’twas smashed as if by the hammer of Thor himself, seared with the righteous fury of a thousand suns, yet tender as a bard’s ballad at twilight. Upon this bed of blessed beef lay cheese, golden and molten, as if stolen from the very chalice of Olympus.
Next, came the chilli’d jam of bacon, sweet yet infernal, a concoction surely brewed in a cauldron ‘twixt Heaven and Hell. An egg was summoned, its yolk fair and noble, and another slice of bacon — for moderation is the pastime of cowards.
But then, dear friends — a madness. A twist most heretical. Hot peanut butter. Aye, thou didst read true. Nut-butter, warm and wicked, slathered ‘pon meat like a bard in the stocks. I did tremble. I did doubt.
But lo! ‘Twas glorious. Like kissing a dragon with honeyed lips. The salt! The heat! The unholy union of sweet and savoury! Angels did weep, and a single tear did fall from mine eye, sizzling as it struck yon iron skillet.
The house of Harry was filled with mirth and music, its patrons merry and its aura imbued with the spirit of noble gluttony. A fine tavern, fit for knights and knaves alike.
Thus I proclaim: return I shall, for to dine once more ‘pon such hallowed beef is to taste the very nectar of the gods.
Come henceforth, ye of brave tongue and sturdy gut, and feast at Harry Burgers. Eat, rejoice, and speak not ill of peanut butter, lest...
Read moreHello Harry Burger: A Veggie Delight! From the moment I walked into Hello Harry, I knew I was in for a treat. The ambiance was fantastic – a perfect blend of relaxed and vibrant, creating a welcoming atmosphere that made me instantly comfortable. The staff were incredibly friendly and attentive, providing top-notch service that was both efficient and personable. Now, let's talk about the food! As a vegetarian, I was thrilled to try the Veggie Lover Burger, and it exceeded all expectations. The patty was flavorful and perfectly cooked, with a delightful combination of textures and fresh ingredients. Each bite was a burst of deliciousness. The Sweet Potato Fries were crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, and perfectly seasoned – an absolute must-try! And to top it all off, the Oreo Thickshake was the perfect indulgent treat. Creamy, rich, and packed with Oreo goodness, it was the ideal way to complete my meal. Overall, my experience at Hello Harry Burger was exceptional. The combination of excellent service, a fantastic atmosphere, and incredibly delicious food makes it a definite 5-star experience. I highly recommend it to anyone looking for a quality burger joint, vegetarian or not! I'll certainly be...
Read moreI recently visited Hello Harry in Dickson, Canberra, and it was hands down one of the worst dining experiences I’ve had in a long time. I ordered two of their so-called highlights – the JBWelly Burger (apparently their “specialty”) and the Philly Cheese Steak (allegedly a customer favourite). Both were absolutely terrible.
The Philly Cheese Steak was inedible. The steak was so overcooked it felt like chewing on rubber. It was dry, tough, and borderline impossible to swallow. How this is considered a popular dish is beyond me.
As for the JBWelly Burger – what a disaster. It’s advertised as a smash burger with bacon jam and hot peanut butter, but what I got tasted more like a dessert gone wrong. It had what seemed like fruit jam instead of bacon jam, combined with peanut butter, making it cloyingly sweet and totally unbalanced. It was confusing, off-putting, and frankly disgusting. I couldn’t even finish half of it.
Extremely disappointing. I expected so much more, especially from a place that talks up its “gourmet” burgers. Definitely not worth the hype or the money. I won’t be going back, and I wouldn’t recommend it to...
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