I’ve been in strip clubs with more lighting and staff who actually notice you exist. The Swan & King feels like it’s trying to be mysterious and exclusive, but really it’s just dark enough to wonder if the bar staff are playing hide-and-seek.
That said, credit where it’s due – the pizza and cocktails are genuinely the stars of the show. If the lighting doesn’t help you see the menu, trust me: order both. The cocktails are smooth enough to make you forget the wait, and the pizzas might just be the reason you stick around long enough to get service.
In short: come for the food and drinks, not the atmosphere. Unless, of course, you like squinting into the abyss and waving at staff like you’re trying to flag down a taxi...
Read moreIf I could leave half a star, I would. That’s a bit dragged I’d leave 0. This place is horrible. The food is disgusting. The staff are rude. The wait on the food is ridiculous we waited a whole hour for food that wasn’t up to par. Stay home and cook a meal. Because this isn’t worth it. The mash potato...
Read moreWent to this bar for dinner and drinks on a Friday night, it had a cool vibe for catch ups and good views of the sunset towards Telstra Tower. The wood fired pizzas were amazing and the service was quick...
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