🌶️✨ Indian Mehfil, Ipswich ✨🌶️
Dear reader,
Let us journey together — through time, taste, and tandoori. Picture this: a crisp Ipswich evening, seven semi-functioning adults seeking spiritual nourishment, both for the soul and the stomach. We weren’t just hungry. No. This was a pre-show hunger — that wild, anxious edge of appetite where you know a meal must not only fill the belly but uplift the entire human experience.
So where does one go when the moment requires more than calories, when it demands communion?
You go to Indian Mehfil Restaurant in Ipswich.
Tucked inside a heritage-listed former bank, this place is so steeped in history that you half expect the ghost of a 19th-century banker to appear mid-meal and whisper, “Compound interest is the true path to moksha.” Instead, you’re met with the scent of spice, the warm lighting of the dining room, and the unmistakable sound of a garlic naan landing gently on a plate like a holy scroll.
Now, let’s talk architecture for a second because this is not your standard curry house. Built in 1878, this grand old building once stored people’s financial futures. Today, it dishes out samosas. That, dear reader, is evolution. That is transcendence. From gold bullion to butter chicken, what a glorious journey.
We sat inside the grand old dining room, surrounded by high ceilings, vintage archways, and the quiet hum of shared anticipation as if the building itself, steeped in 140 years of history, leaned in and whispered, “Yes, get the lamb rogan josh. You’ve earned this moment.”
We ordered the banquet (because, frankly, seven people negotiating à la carte is a lesson in chaos theory) and out came a parade of dishes so flavourful I started rethinking my entire relationship with turmeric.
The food?
Transcendent. Like Rumi wrote the recipes and Krishna stirred the pots.
The service?
Like being welcomed home by a long-lost aunty who happens to know your spice tolerance better than your own therapist. Kind, patient, present but never intrusive. (Take note, modern life.)
As we ate, we bickered about who had the best parking spot. Seven cars. One heritage building. Many egos. We devised a complex and completely unnecessary rating system involving proximity to streetlights, ease of reverse exit, and metaphorical alignment with the chakras. No winner was declared, but we all agreed the samosas won the night.
Dear reader, what I’m trying to say is this:
Indian Mehfil isn’t just a restaurant. It’s an experience. A sanctuary. A delicious reminder that food is the great unifier.
As Marcus Aurelius (or possibly Captain Jean-Luc Picard) once said, “What nourishes the body must also nourish the soul.”
So go. Bring friends. Break naan. And if you’re lucky, you might just leave a little more whole than you arrived.
Namaste & pass the raita, — A seeker of samosas, curry convert, and amateur philosopher with a naan...
Read moreThe service was very bad and unprofessional. They are not serve as exactly we said. A person name is Rakesh whose behaviour very bad with us and make three time mistake (asked for no onion n garlic) in our order but every time it came with onion n garlic and we have to wait a very long that's mean there is lack of communication and clarity between staff member and because of them we have to come back without our dinner after a long wait of our food. Restaurant was not busy that time after that they make 3 times mistake in the restaurant and after long wait we takeaway the food from the restaurant by trusting that it will be without onion n garlic and next day when I open the food container it was same curry which they gave us on table. Yesterday, when I call to restaurant again for the mistake, staff member did not give us satisfactory answer and after long talk he offered me to get a curry from the restaurant and asked me to pick it up so after denying to pick up the staff member and requested it to be delivered the staff member asked to book a cab for himself and then they will deliver it so at last I got it from there and today I found same issue of onion n garlic that means still the restaurant guys not trained properly or lake of understanding because they make 5 times mistake in same order. So finally I never recommended this restaurant to any one.
The reply which restaurant has given about the behaviour part is extremely wrong and it was the rude behaviour by there manager Mr. Rakesh who doesn't have any idea about how to talk with customer and starts yelling. Apart from that, he said that we asked for free food and threatened about the negative reviews, It is actually wrong as the staff member himself said about providing free food so we will not give negative reviews. I will definitely report to Brisbane city council about the issue which I had faced with them and I will urge them to take strict actions...
Read more⭐ 1 Star (only because I can’t give zero) One of the worst dining experiences I’ve ever had. The staff are beyond arrogant — rude, dismissive, and full of themselves. Typical Indian/Pakistani attitude — no manners, no professionalism, just a smug superiority complex with absolutely nothing to back it up.
The food? Absolutely disgusting. Greasy slop with no flavour, no care, and no respect for the cuisine it’s supposed to represent. If this is their idea of hospitality and good food, they’re kidding themselves.
Avoid this place like the plague. Total waste of money and time.
Reply to Owner: Wow. So instead of taking accountability, you chose to write a condescending essay to defend poor service, bad food, and your team’s rudeness. Let me be crystal clear: I leave negative reviews only when places deserve them, when the experience is genuinely that bad, and people should be warned. This place? Disgusting. And not just the food. The attitude, the atmosphere, and now this self important response only proves my point.
No one’s arguing over $12 rice. It’s about how your staff handle things with no flexibility, no customer care, and definitely no courtesy. As for your lecture on "authentic recipes," don't insult people’s intelligence. The food was oily, bland, and tasted like it had been sitting under a heat lamp. I don’t need a staff member to hold my hand and tell me what to order. I need the food not to be trash.
Also, your claim that I made discriminatory remarks? Total lie. That’s a cheap deflection tactic, and it’s disgusting. Don’t throw around accusations just to try and save face. If you can't handle criticism, maybe your “fine establishment” isn’t as fine as you think.
And yes, I do leave bad reviews when they're earned. If that bothers you, maybe do better. People deserve honest feedback, not inflated...
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