Behold, The Will Special!
This humble sandwich shop, tucked away in the dark recesses of a towering office block off Macquarie Street, harbours a secret - a sandwich so devine it should wear a Michelin star like a badge of honour.
A sandwich so godly that it defies mortal comprehension. This sandwich had to be discovered as inventing it is simply beyond mankind. AI was tasked with building it, but the exquisiteness of this cosmic creation caused the LLM to enter a devastating feedback loop, destroying decades of work and the AI in the process.
Einstein, in his cosmic musings hypothesised such a sandwich existed and came remarkably close with his theory of special relativity, but what most academics failed to realise is that Einsteins formula has been drastically misinterpreted, he wasn't referring to the mass energy equivalence. He was on to something that by rights should simply not exist, redefining our understanding of fundamental laws of physics and bending the fabric of the space-time continuum. Einstein refers to this landmark discovery as The Will Special.
One bite past its Schwarzschild radius, and you’re in a flavour black hole—nothing can escape it's pull.
If Stephen Hawking had discovered this sandwich he wouldn't have been on Epsteins island, he'd be at this Hole in the Wall instead.
When Grant Denyer was in rehab, his media team used meth as the cover story. In reality, he was seeking treatment for his Will Special addiction.
Humanity simply isn't ready for such a sandwich, when David Grusch testified before Congress that there was indeed other worldly things on this planet, he was referring to the Wil Special. Disclosure is on the cards thanks to his testimony.
The point is, this sandwich is quite literally out of this world. Never tried the others so can't comment, but I'd say they are likely every bit as good. Kudos to the artisans for their fine craftmanship and blessing us with this breathtaking bread...
Read more3.5: This place was kind of hard to find. You'd think a hole in the wall would literally be a shop U might miss but it would still be in the main walkway but it is inside a building. I rang them up to check where their exact location is because the GPS says something off track. Thankfully though a guy must've noticed that I am lost and thought I might just be looking for the shop so he went out and told me where it is. I ordered chicken prosciutto in a multigrain bread and it was good. It was toasted quite well. You can really taste the meat in their and the peppery taste of the rocket which goes well with their homemade mayo. I had to wait much longer than expected though. The staff were lovely and they have a lot to choose from sandwiches, pasta , salads, sweet treats and your much needed caffeine boost. I might try ordering online thru YQMe where you can order it in and your order will be ready in a...
Read moreSeems to be the go to place for workers in the area which is always a good sign. Quite busy for the lunch rush so would recommend ordering ahead on their website. Staff are friendly, prices very reasonable and great gluten free bread as an option with their sandwiches. Menu options have a great variety and interesting tasting flavour combinations, was difficult to decide which one I wanted. Everything is made fresh to order in front of you. Will definitely...
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