So I went in yesterday around 2pm for a coffee and a small starter to share with my wife after we had a meeting in Joondalup. First time at TGIF but been to the previous occupier of the building many times. I'm no Karen so I'm not going to complain about intangible issues or speculate, but I will comment on observed facts. 1. We ordered 2 flat whites and 1/2 a dozen wings. 2. I'm no coffee snob, but to me coffee is just a cup of Joe's and I expected that when I ordered a flat white, I would least at get a 250ml mug of coffee. The cup was so small I can't get my pinky through the eyelet of the handle. It's kind of like a cup out of a child's toy tea party set. Not bad coffee though, just gone in 3 gulps... But I will own it, my mistake as further research tells me, that's a flat white. So what's the hippster term for a mug of normal coffee, you know, that vessel my coffee comes in when I ask for a cup of coffee at the pub and costs me $5? 3. The wings. they arrive, eventually, after an employee (sorry I just don't know what the PC term is for them these days and I'd hate to offend) noticed that we were sitting there with our comically empty cups looking kind of awkward, and asked, were you waiting for anything else? "Yes" I respond, "The wings". So a bit later the wings finally arrive. 12 of them. Wait, I said half a dozen. I know the education system has gotten bad, but where did the misunderstanding come from. Half or dozen. Next time I'll try a bakers dozen less one over two... 4. Now I have some experience with poultry and I'm going to say, those chooks are about 4 weeks old. The mid section (double bone) part of the wind was about the length of my thumb and about the same thickness. The upper section (single bone) was a touch shorter than said thumb and a smidge girthier. These are the smallest chicken wings I have ever seen. Not just from any restaurant but any food store or butcher for that matter. Looking at such tiny morsels of meat, I though "There's no way the chef can cook these without turning them into leather, they're just too small." As suspected. Tough, dry and tasteless. Relying solely on the sauce to do the meal any justice. Now I didn't raise the issue of the 12 bits of pigeon, I mean chicken, when I asked for 6, because, I was peckish and goodness they were so small. But let's get onto the final point. 5. The bill. $26 for wings (More than $2.00 a wing). Just under $10 for two coffees. Now I've looked at photos on the google review from American branches, and their wings look.. well normal, like about 2 1/2" long and about 1 1/2" wide. Now I am guessing a bit here because nobody holds a ruler to their food when they take a photo, but in proportion to surrounding object the American food does look less insulting. Now because my IP is blocked from viewing the American prices, and I can't be bothered turning my VPN on, I don't know how the American price compares. All I can do is provide you general advice: Australians don't appreciate it when an American chain pitches up down under and tries to peddle American grub half the size at inflated prices. The novelty of having a chain arrive here that we've seen in the movies and heard referenced in in the last music hit out of Tennessee, will not last. You will need to provide some value for money.