It was a cold winter's night when i walked into this bold and bustling establishment. The wind pounded upon my young body as I was carried through the doors into a dining room, so prestinen I had not scene elegance such as this since my time in the Ryugyonh Hotel. A line of 5 faced the counter where a women spoke to their words and took to their orders. The end of the line was my place, while the counter was my destination. To the menu my eyes rose, inspecting every which item. The one I desired was at the back of my mind, but I dare not speak of it. For the power of this knowledge was only posed by a blessed few. The line grew shorter. 4 now stood in my way. Then 3, then 2, then 1, u till finally it was my time. To my lips the words they flew like starlings let out of their coup. "The clock strikes twelve, doth it not" my words rang true. A glimmer of hope, a sign, a face askew. The wommens left brow rose by a few and her arms were crossed as if she knew what I knew. From the doors of the kitchen cane a great clatter, as the manager came to see what was the matter. "The words you spoke" he said in a spatter, "Have you come to see th manager?". My nose wrinkled and my heels clicked, before I knew it I was in the back room, waiting for the trip. "You are a bold young man" he said to my face. "I hope you will live as long as he in that miserable place". A lever he pulled and away went the floor. Down I tumbled for three stories, maybe four. Into the black and away from what I knew, I hit a hard surface, the ground askew. I stepped to my feet to see a black shape, only illuminated by the light from the back room gate. Yet then it shut and in darkness I lay, until a match was struck by someone not far away. "Come hither young man, the hut he waits". I stood to my feet and followed in his wake. Down turn and room and hall and stair, I follow this man, to the back of his head I did stare. He ushered me forward to a room lit with flame. Before his master he bowed and exited. I looked at the mass before my face. 2 eyes, 1 face, 2 armes, 1 smell. He was nearly human as you can tell. Or so I though at first glance, before I saw the foul creature at a glance. Its skin was cheese and its tail was batter. Its nose ran with tomatoes and it smelt of pineapple. Open its mouth dropped and from it came a shatter. "Why you-sa come here, to my lair in these tatters? Dont you know I only speak to those who matter?". I threw off my coat and fastened my tie, for noe a worthy gentlemen looked I. From behind my back j withdrew my cap, decorated by 2 words, red and black. Pizza hut they read, and the sluf now knew what was the matter. "Worthy you are yet, your purpose remains unknown". My lips wet from perspiration, I opened to the taste of frustration. "My great lord, oh Pizza the Hutt, i come with fare warning. A request I bring which is of great importance". "Speak my child I have not all day, do you not know I have pizzas to slay?". My time was now yet I stayed stiff. Trembling before this beast oh so forbaying. The content of this charachter can bot be understated, for between two seas I could lay him. A continent, his mass could feed, and those people would be well fed indeed. "My lord oh so powerful I ask for only one thing. Please un-ban me from your subreddit this minute". A vassier of passion crossed his face, yet by a look of contempt it was soon erased. From his great belly came a howl of laughter, filling the room, the power was unmatchable. "Unbanned? It is unheard of! Leave now or stay here, forever, and thereafter". "I will not leave without this gift, for without it, youbmust understand I cannot live". "Are you seriously trying to out pizza the hutt?" His voice echoed with laughter. "No my lord i-" t'was cutoff I was from my line. Words unspoken for all time. For in the belly of the beast I did sleep. And forever, I...
Ā Ā Ā Read moreSo it was the year 1978, and i was mowing my lawn with an iphone And i bumped into some lad wearing grass as underwear, while wielding a club. I asked him what he was up to? And he told me i offended him. So back to my story, these kids were running all over my lawn running from the ice cream man who wanted to sell them lollipops. While running from the lollipops, my A.D.D kicked in. And i found myself at the local pizza hut asking for Jared the subway guy. They couldn't tell me where it is, they also asked why i wasnt wearing any pants, so i told them there sign only says 'no shirt, no service' so i fought against it, god bless Hilary Clinton, Bill could've done so much better. If only he met that other woman first. I wish they ran to be the president of canada. They have the floating cars up there. But back to pizza hut, thats why were here right? No one told me which side of the dough the toppings were on. So i kept flipping the box trying to figure out what side it was on and when i got home, the toppings were all over the place. Its 2008 now i hope the...
Ā Ā Ā Read moreVery satisfied with the pizza.No doubt about it. This 2 ā is for the food. But the service, very disappointed š.. Went to buy personal pizza on Tuesday to Bowmanville Pizza hut at around 7pm. we were 3 people and expecting 6 pizza as 2 pizza per person is the limit.. one girl in the cash counter told us that they have only 6 pizza left and can give only 4 for us. We agreed.. then someone else came to cash counter and started to take the orders from others n he was giving any number of personal pizza for others.. one lady took 7 personal pizza.. if there was no enough stocks, then they would have asked customers to wait for at least few mins.. we were right in front of the counter and seeing people taking any number of pizza.. We felt the lady who took the order from us was very biased.. it was unfair. We were also buying the pizza paying the same price of what others were paying..Then what was the problem ??? Guys, be fair with everyone ā¹ļø.. Never wanna go again to...
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