🔥 When “Best in Montreal” Turns into “Meh on a Plate” 🔥
You know that one restaurant everyone swears by? The “must-visit,” “best in the city,” “worth the wait” kind of place? For Montreal roast chicken, that’s MPM. I’ve been there a few times over the years, and my relationship with it has been… complicated.
The Honeymoon Phase The first visit was magic. The spinning fire-roasted chickens, the smoky aroma curling through the air, the buzz of the line snaking out the door—it all promised something legendary. And the food delivered. That night, the long wait felt like part of the experience.
The Middle Chapter The second time, it was… fine. Not “write-home-about-it” fine, but maybe-it’s-a-off-night fine. Still, I gave it the benefit of the doubt.
The Breakup Then came last Saturday. Plan was to get food from MPM and go across to Parc LaFontaine for a family picnic. We arrived hungry and optimistic. Forty-five minutes in the sweltering heat later, we were ready to devour anything. But the chicken—their crown jewel—was a letdown. Instead of that juicy, fire-kissed flavour, we got something that tasted suspiciously like it had been hiding in a drawer for hours. Dry, bland, and about as spicy as plain oatmeal—despite asking for “extra spicy with sauce.” Honestly? I make better chicken at home over charcoal.
The rice? Let’s just say my fridge is currently babysitting a family-sized tub of it, untouched. No seasoning, undercooked—an afterthought at best.
One of my kids got a plain poutine… or so I thought. When we opened it later, surprise! It had chicken and sausages, and we don't eat pork. Not what we ordered. By then, I didn’t even have the energy to go back to complain and check if we’d been overcharged. It went to trash!
And the cherry on this disappointing sundae? When I asked for a few serving plates or cardboard containers for our large family order, the cashier wanted to charge $1 each. For paper. In 2025.
Even hunger couldn’t save the meal—we didn’t finish a single chicken. We brought it home, determined to “rescue” it with some seasoning and reheating.
The Bottom Line After $100+ and nearly an hour of waiting, what should’ve been a weekend treat turned into one of the worst dining experiences I’ve had in Montreal. MPM feels like a place riding its own hype wave, with quality and service left paddling far behind.
My unsolicited recipe for redemption: • Train your staff. • Quality Check food and service. • Serve chicken fresh, not from storage drawers. • Season like you mean it (especially for “extra spicy”). • Cook rice properly—bonus points for using chicken broth. • If a family drops serious money on a big order, give them a few plates without nickel-and-diming.
Montreal has too many places bursting with flavour and heart for me to settle for dry chicken...
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Charcoal roasted ckicken that actually tastes like it is grilled. ALWAYS moist, ALWAYS perfectly seasoned and FOREVER good good good charcoaled quality.
Ask for the grilled calamari. At least 2 or 3 hulls per order. Made per order so you have to wait 15-20 min but always well worth the wait. Sometimes a tiny bit undercooked but nothing to freak out about unless you freak out about how good it is. And their accompanying pico is amazing.
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Last but not least. P-O-R-T-I-O-N control...these people don't care. They just want to make sure you eat well AND A LOT. GENEROUS people. I like generous people.
Hats off to Tony and his staff. Amazing humans.
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and though this is super popular across social media, - it deserves all those hypes.
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