Kelly Greens — Restaurant in Niagara Falls

A 5-Star Ode to Health and Happiness

Listen up, my fellow snackers and smoothie slurpers: Kelly Greens is not just a health food spot, it’s a lifestyle, a religion, and quite possibly the reason I’m still alive right now.

This place is what Whole Foods wishes it was if Whole Foods wasn’t so overpriced and didn’t feel like a sad yoga mom convention.

First off, the power bowls? OH. MY. GREENS. These things are so good, I’m convinced Curtis (the owner) has a direct line to the Garden of Eden. Imagine the freshest, most vibrant ingredients doing a choreographed dance number in your mouth. You’ll feel like Gwyneth Paltrow, but without the Goop weirdness. One bite and you’re suddenly 10% hotter, your skin glows, and you start pronouncing "quinoa" correctly.

Then there are the protein shakes. Oh, honey. These aren’t just shakes; they’re life-affirming elixirs. I don’t know what kind of sorcery Curtis uses, but every sip tastes like a tropical vacation where the sun is always shining, your ex doesn’t exist, and your metabolism works like it did when you were 16. I had the chocolate peanut butter one, and I swear I heard angels singing the second it touched my lips.

And let’s talk about the snacks. These aren’t your basic, sad, “cardboard disguised as health food” snacks. No, Curtis’ snacks are the Beyoncé of snacks: flawless, perfectly balanced, and leaving everyone else trembling in their shadow. The kale chips? Crispy, salty perfection. The energy bites? They gave me the stamina of a caffeinated squirrel. I don’t know what’s in them, but I’m guessing magic, love, and a sprinkle of unicorn dust.

Now, Curtis himself? An absolute gem. He’s not just a business owner; he’s your new best friend, therapist, and life coach all rolled into one. He greets you like you’re old pals, remembers your order after one visit, and somehow makes you feel like you’re the most important person in the room. If Curtis ran for president, I’d vote for him. Twice. (Sorry, democracy.)

As for anyone who dares to leave this place anything less than 5 stars? Let me be clear: *you’re wrong, and you clearly need to work through whatever is going on in your personal life. Maybe your ex ghosted you, or your cat won’t cuddle with you anymore, but don’t take it out on Kelly Greens. That’s a YOU problem, babes. Let Kelly Greens heal your soul instead of leaving a pouty 2-star review because you can’t handle happiness.

In conclusion, Kelly Greens is the holy grail of healthy eats, and if you haven’t been there yet, then what are you even doing with your life? Stop whatever sad, mediocre thing you're doing right now, and go order a power bowl, a shake, and all the snacks. Your taste buds will thank you, your body will thank you, and your therapist will be like, "Wow, you seem so much happier lately."

11/10. Highly recommend. Life-changing. I’d marry this...

As a LE professional who values high-quality service and attention to detail, I cannot recommend Kelly Greens enough. The owners has created a truly exceptional establishment that combines fresh, delicious food with an inviting and personable atmosphere. The power bowls are a standout—perfectly balanced and packed with the freshest ingredients.

The protein shakes are not only flavorful but also crafted with precision to meet any health-conscious individual’s needs. The staff is composed of consummate professionals, which is refreshing, because most places have incompetent fools behind their counters.

Their dedication to their craft is evident in every interaction and every bite. Their ability to make customers feel valued and welcome elevates the experience beyond just a meal—it’s a moment of genuine care and expertise.

If you’re looking for a place that delivers on both quality and service, Kelly Greens is unmatched. It’s a model of excellence in the health food space, and anything less than 5 stars simply wouldn’t do justice to the experience. Highly...

If I could give more than 5 stars I would. The service myself and my coworkers received was better than I’ve ever had before. To start, the food is amazing, the smoothies, bowls, everything. My coworker has celiac disease so ordering take out anywhere can be a challenge to ensure that her food is handled properly. The owner went above and beyond to call me personally and let me know that there would be no contact with anything that could be a risk to her. We ordered from Uber and there was a mistake with our order, when I called to let them know, they were so kind and apologetic, the owner quickly resolved the issue and delivered us the rest of our lunch personally to our office. We will definitely be ordering again, not just because the food is now a favourite of ours, but because they showed such kindness which is so hard to find in customer service...