Die Bierstube

After 32 years of marriage my wife kicked me out. She left me for a young man, one that can provide her with luxuries and wealth. Depressed, I lit an abandoned house on fire and walked into the flames, and then there he was. I heard his voice calling to me, “its okay Jimothy, everything will be aright.” A tall, blonde, handsome man emerged from the smoke and grabbed my hand. He led me from the flames and with his angel wings he flew me to this bar. At the end of the night he kissed me on the forehead and said “you dont need her Jimothy.” Thank you tall blonde man at the door, you didnt just save my life, you lifted my spirit and gave me a new purpose. I havent bathed in days in the hopes that your kiss wont wash off.