DO NOT EAT HERE. 0 stars. I cannot begin to describe how disgusting this food is, I actually feel unclean after eating here. I’ve never written a review before but I had to warn future customers of the horror i experienced for breakfast. To start - the kitchen is filthy, its crumbling apart and there are holes in the walls. Also everything is pre- prepared and microwaved. I had the unfortunate experience of going to the toilet too. I was here for breakfast so if the toilets are so disgustingly filthy when they’ve just opened, then I presume they’re just never cleaned at all??
We ordered the “omelette” and “avocado” toast. The quotations are used purely because what arrived did not resemble edible food. The avocado toast did not contain avocado, only runny green tasteless SLOP that must of come from a tub - it comes close to Heinz salad cream in flavour and consistency. The ‘toast’ was microwaved stale bread that is wet on the bottom. It also came with a big huge heel?? Its like the part of the bread that no one wants. No part of this food was cooked - the egg was microwaved and GLUED to the bread. The ‘bacon’ was raw, luke warm and fatty and definitely microwaved. And WHY IS THERE CHEESE SAUCE ON EVERYTHING? There was cheese sauce slop all over the microwaved bread (toast). The ‘tomato relish’ was straight up strawberry jam. And the ‘omelette’… had to have the most hideous flavour I have ever experienced. It did not even resemble eggs? It was meant to be a feta cheese and cherry tomato omelette and it was a pile of yellow something?? presumably cooked in cheese sauce with no feta and came with one cherry tomato on-top that was cut into 4 tiny quarters. it also came with a salad and guess what it was covered in?? CHEESE SAUCE. We complained about the food to a waiter when he asked was the food good. We said it was inedible and didnt resemble the photos and he gaslit us and told us the photos were of the ‘english breakfast’. brilliant!
The cherry on top had to be the fact that they tried to over charge us 15 euros. Despite that, it was still a whopping 45 euros for 3 plates of slop and 3 instant coffees.
(also) while writing this review we all started getting terrible stomach cramps. probably shouldn’t of eaten any of it and i actually wouldn’t of if I hadn’t of been so hungry...
Read moreThe toilets will give you a disease…pee your pants instead
We arrived later in the evening to have a drink as the location was fantastic, it’s just a shame the restaurant is undeserving of such a place.
Our drinks arrived, small beer (€5.50) and a coke and we were surprised when my partners beer was half foam and the Coca Cola wasn’t carbonated and like drinking syrup. We then found the beer foam was hiding a chip and large crack in the glass. At this point we just wanted to continue our journey through the old town and my partner went to tell the waiter that we were going to politely refuse the drinks and were going to leave. The waiter (blonde woman) then proceeded to tell us there was a problem with the money, and that she will bring us 2 more drinks. She then brought us 2 Pepsis (warm) and demanded the same payment (for the beer and coke) as she couldn’t amended the bill. To cut the story short, we got a mediocre beer in the end after the waiter tried to start an argument.
To top it all off, I wish I had wet my pants than use them toilets, you have to walk through the kitchen to get to them and they are just horrendous.
Next time I will just pee into a glass and drink it and that would solve both problems, I’m sure that experience would be way more pleasurable than...
Read moreWe complained about the coffee quality and dirty bathrooms… the manager told us “why you come to this island, just stay in your country. The bathrooms are dirty because of the people like you”… We didn’t pay for anything and just left. We legitimately complained, she was too personal… We were in shock, then we found a nice place called SWAY. Which was much better choice. The blond lady probably don’t understand that the customer should be satisfied. I feel sorry for her. While we were passing around the restaurant that evening we saw her with the cigarette in her mouth between the tables… In which restaurant the manager is walking by eating customers with the cigarette?? SAVE YOUR SOULS AND DON’T...
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