Nings — Restaurant in Reykjavik

waiter was so late the food arrived frozen; made several laps around a very obviously visible delivery location, then had to go and meet the delivery man on his own terms; this was in a december evening with waist-high snow, so i froze off my legs and got hypothermia. all for 8500 ISK (+2500 for delivery) (for tourists, around 80 USD in total), only to receive greasy, super-oily food in tiny portions. the food is in fact so greasy, it's hard to believe they are still trying to pull the "ethnic" gimmick; because obviously the only people you'd see drenching seafood in so much grease live somewhere around the american bible belt; and yet, it has neither the soul nor the quantity of actual southern quisine; this is baffling. asian food abroad usually tries going for a street-food vibe, where at least a lack of quality is made up with portion size, but here it's both worse than the shadiest of asian street food, and yet the portions are sized like we're eating white tiger testicles at a 15-star space hotel; i guess they know the portion size is unsatisfactory, but in their genius they thought that for a compensation a box of plain white rice and noodles (no sauce or anything) would suffice. very cool. worst restaurant i tried in iceland. legitimately the stuff we are in an eastern-ukrainian warzone was 15 times better (and cheaper too). for your own sake please avoid ordering from them at all cost. i would've sued them if i had the chance, but sadly i lost all of my money on their ridiculously expensive delivery and the medical treatment for the damage done to my health after the deliveryman forced me to be the one coming to him. this tangent may seem comical, but i am being entirely serious. this is the first time i'm leaving a review on google, because it was just that bad. thanks for reading and please save yourself the time, money, energy, health and sanity. sincerely yours,

nings' victim #1 & 2 a ukrainian refugee couple who spent their last holiday money mistakenly believing they were going to have a nice evening;

p.s. they didn't even bother to include tissues or chopsticks. but thanks for the coloring...

We took combo of shrims, two type of pork and veggie noodle. It was so bad that we never comming back. Shrimps was so oily, and so small. You cant see them inside the tempura. Pork had so bad smell that i could’nt touch it at all. My man eat it though… he is eating almost everything, even him said that was not nice, Noodle… it’s on menu around 2000isk, i bet to make one portion cost around 300krona. Maybe less. Its so empty and dry. Two piece of veggetable and the cheapest noodles. Only rice was cooked ok. No wonder why they give you two litres of drink. Because you will be crazy thirsty after this food. And after that, we could not stop farting all evening… because of this food.

You have to work on your menu guys. I don’t recommend to go there. Unless you dont care what you putting inside you.

Though atmosphere and people working...

Wanted to give the place the 50000th chance to prove me wrong that they didn't make authentic, tasty and good quality food.. Love that they make almost everything vegan but they don't know how to prepare tofu at all. They slap it on barely pressed and not marinated before hand. Just a raw tofu cubes that taste like raw acryl paint. Had to lay my left over noodles in for a whole day to get actual flavour to the tofu. Asked for it 8 times more spicy than "usual" ( Even said extra extra extra extra extra extra spicy) the server was super nice and welcoming and even said "Don't usually make it this spicy for people". Got home with the food and finally bit into the spicy meal that I ordered.... Theeeere was no spice... No heat on it at all.. Low class Icelandic/Nordic company that have no controle over quality or authentic asian food...