High-Quality Beef Meets Horrible Prep
Premium Polish beef?? OK. But unfortunately, what arrived at my table was nothing short of culinary malpractice: a gray, lifeless slab with what looked just like those painted-on grill marks of Burger King.
The hallmark of an exceptional steak is the Maillard reaction – the chemical process occurring at high temperatures (above 140°C) that creates the flavorful, crispy brown crust we associate with properly cooked meat. This reaction between amino acids and reducing sugars is what transforms a piece of meat from merely edible to extraordinary.
Instead, I was served what appeared to be a nearly boiled piece of beef. The telltale gray color confirmed what my palate already knew – this steak never experienced temperatures high enough to initiate the crucial Maillard reaction. Heat alone isn't cooking. Proper steak preparation requires surface dehydration and temperatures approaching 200°C to develop those complex flavor compounds.
The Seasoning Failure Proper seasoning is fundamental to a great steak. Quality beef needs a generous application of kosher salt at least 30 minutes before cooking to draw out and enhance its natural flavors. This crucial step allows salt to first pull moisture from the meat and then reabsorb it, creating a perfectly seasoned piece of beef. The best steakhouses will add pepper and other smoky spices to enhance the crust to a point where you can't believe it.
But what I received showed no evidence of proper seasoning (or any seasoning) at all. The bland, flat. 'boiled meat' taste of my steak suggested that whoever prepared it was afraid of salt, pepper, and every other standard seasoning process of proper steaks that elevates beef to greatness.
And the pork ribs arrived coated in almost zero sauce.
Lazy and...
Read moreReally disappointed with the beef short ribs, both came out Luke warm, not rendered enough as the fat was still white and clumpy as opposes to gooey. Service not great and they weren't exactly busy. Okay but wouldn't recommended. We won't be back. Thanks to the owner about a response, however, getting the staffs attention was very difficult, perhaps because we were sat at the back, but we weren't asked if everything was okay, we weren't asked if we would like more drinks and when we did get the attention we explained it was lukewarm and not very good and she said sorry, you should have said, despite not being spoken to or looked at for nearly 50 minutes! it also took 3 attempts to get the bill which was frustrating as we wished to vacate. It would be more understandable if it was busy, but it appeared to be because we were not polish. there were other tables around us that got a lot more attention. anyways, all in all not a good experience and i honestly think there are much better places nearby to eat, with a much...
Read moreFirst off, the meat-to-bone ratio was like that one very generous lover, the kind who gives more than they take... especially behind closed doors. You know the type, all passion, no holding back. These ribs weren’t stingy, they gave it up easy, falling off the bone like they wanted to be devoured (relatable). They weren’t too easy, clinging on to the bone like it was playing hard to get but gave in with the gentlest tug, like most men. I didn’t have to fight for the meat, I simply received it. The girth? Sensational. Thick, proud, and curvy in all the right places. The chilli sauce was the perfect temperature, not the kind that tries to destroy your soul and make you question your life choices. The pickles weren’t just an afterthought, they were the unsung heroes. Like viagra, you don’t think you can go on… but pop one of these and you’re right back in the game. In summary, I would eat these ribs again. I would write them love letters. I would frame their photo above my fireplace. 10/10 would chew slowly and...
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