Bazaar Bistro — Restaurant in Krakow

Right, so we've come here 3 different times and it has varied wildly in the last month. First off, the flavoured lemonade. Peach and mango flavour both taste like orange juice. Wh... What? Peach Bellini tasted like orange. The alcohol was gross.

The tea has gotten worse each time we've come. It's declining rapidly and I don't know if it would pass muster another time. It just. It's bad this time.

The bread is pretty tasty! Bread is good.

The Madame Monte Cristo has been an issue, first time we discovered that it was good except for the dijon mustard which is overwhelmingly horseradishy, second time in we asked for a substitute of honey mustard and were granted it, and it still mysteriously tasted of horseradish. THIRD time, we are informed that all the Monte Cristos are preprepared early morning and a substitute isn't possible-- so, were we lied to? Was the dijon simply scraped off the second time? Our server has been deeply huffy and exasperated in temperament, and seems to be displeased with our existence in general. Polite requests are met with an Attitude. EDIT: IT WAS THE SAME GUY WHO SAID LAST TIME THERE COULD BE SUBSTITUTION AND THIS TIME SAID NO. WHAT.

The Challah in Egg is, frankly, fantastic. I would come back for that, and DID, but apparently that's out today so two thirds of our order was given a 'no, can't do that' which was disappointing, especially considering the overall unpleasant attitude of our server. He helpfully suggested an alternative for the Challah but it sucked so oh well.

The latte I ordered is meant to be vegan, it tastes like it has normal milk in it. Time will tell if I am going to spend the rest of my day in pain or not because we haven't seen the server since food was delivered. EDIT 2: it was full milk latte. I am in pain. This sucks.

Two of our orders this time were identical and one was presented very nicely and the other was presented as though everything was just thrown on the plate. It was... Disconcerting a bit.

Well. Welcome to This. We're probably not coming here again. Goodbye Challah in Egg, you were delicious, I will be recreating you in my...

I recently had the pleasure of visiting Bistro Bizarre for breakfast, and it was an experience to remember. From the moment we walked in, the warm and welcoming atmosphere set the tone for a delightful meal. The breakfast menu was diverse and thoughtfully crafted, offering a range of options to suit all tastes. I opted for the Shaksuka eggs, which was perfectly prepared and beautifully presented.

The service at Bistro Bizarre was exceptional. The staff was attentive and friendly, ensuring that we had everything we needed without being intrusive.

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In a city like Krakow where competition is fierce and restaurants can feel cool and soulless, Bistro Bazaar is a diamond in the rough. Every item on the menu is not only delicious but is locally made, from the bread to the hand crafted cocktails. You can tell the executive chef loves what they do, as it's evident in every dish. The servers - Bartek in particular - are knowledgeable and it's evident they love what they do. Want a "true" taste of Poland? Try their (exceptional) lard spread or gooseberry spirits, or any one of their locally offered specials. They have the best burger I've eaten in the area, and their desserts are also wonderful. I haven't even tried their breakfast yet, and that's what they're known for!

If it were possible for me to transplant the entire place to me locally in the US, I would never go anywhere else again, they're that good. I might be biased, but this place is worth the trip every single time. You won't be...